7/6/2023: I am perusing the menu expediently . . . Ready to order and insuring the entire meal was ordered to-go including, two Crowlers for TGIF and the upcoming weekend . . .
1. Red beet salad--heavy on the Feta Cheese, please?
2. Miso soup
3. Handmade Ahi Roll
4. Citranic Double IPA X 2
After finishing my business in Cool CA, I drove to my humble abode, doctored/inhaled one-quarter of the salad, doctored/inhaled the handmade roll, I couldn't stomach the Miso soup due to the fact, it tasted OLD AND SOUR (I threw the Miso soup down my garbage disposal) but, refrained enjoying the Citranic Double IPA because I have TGIF business I must address in the morning and afternoon. Therefore, I'll enjoy the Citranic Double IPA later in the evening after I finished all my weekly business.
Reviewing what I had consumed from Cool Beerwerks' Kitchen thus far:
First, the pistachio, red beet salad was semi, meh~quasi-satisfying; however, not filling and definitely not a "WOW~NOW THAT'S AN AWESOME SALAD!" . . . So, I added more Feta cheese from my refrigerator, I added an handful of sunflower seeds, I added a clump of sliced, pickled ginger, organic brown rice, and finally, I added a slight kick of organic, sliced Kimchee to the beet salad.
In addition, I also added organic, Kimchee juice to the questionable, "What IS THAT weird-colored, orange, boring tasting, concoction of a salad dressing, eh?" The salad dressing was definitely "OFF" as well . . . Eye-roll disappointingly ensues.
Second, the Miso soup tasted "OFF" like it was a five-months' old, Miso broth, package mix, i.e., NG (not good), shockingly surprising was bringing home an egregiously minuscule serving of Miso soup poured into a plastic, small, 2-1/2/3-ounce, drink cup; Cool Beerwerks' Wait Staff failed serving the Miso soup in a small soup bowl~WTH!!!!
FYI: The Miso soup via the menu stated, "Traditional?" REALLY? THE MISO BROTH IS NOT TRADITIONAL BY ANY MEANS BUT, PACKAGED MISO SOUP; which IS a waste of my money IMHO . . . Not worth $3.00 for THAT minuscule serving!
PLEASE, YELPERS~please don't BOTHER ordering the Miso soup . . . I wonder if, the same applies to the "spicy" Miso soup listed in the Cool Beerwerks' menu, too which I suspect the spicy , Miso soup broth is packaged broth as well . . . DO NOT ORDER MISO SOUP not until, Cool Beerwerks makes the broth from scratch--Don't even attempt trying to fool me, either . . .
BTW~Here's my soapbox proclamation:
I KNOW WHAT REAL MISO SOUP BROTH TASTES LIKE--I've had several, AUTHENTIC Miso soups while staying in Shibuya/Jimbocho District located in Tokyo, Japan! Step up your Miso soup broth STAT by making Miso soup from SCRATCH, Chef, i.e., packaged Miso soup broth doesn't belong in ANY restaurant's kitchen-EVER.
Third, the Ahi Handmade Roll . . . Where's the WASABI???? There wasn't a dab of Wasabi in the roll nor was there a smidgen of Wasabi or soy sauce inside the to-go container! WHY NOT????
So, what did I DO? I took out a tube of ORGANIC Wasabi I bought from Japantown, San Francisco--I mixed a dab of Wasabi and a splash of ORGANIC Kikkoman soy sauce together, stuffed the mix into the Ahi handmade roll then, stuffed sliced, pickled ginger inside the roll . . . Or place a dab of the Wasabi on the side of the roll with a splash of organic soy sauce . . . NOW, THAT'S AN AHI HANDMADE ROLL, CHEF!!!! Capische?
Finally, ELIMINATE serving to-go food in STYROFOAM CONTAINERS, i.e., use compostable to-go, Earth-Friendly restaurant containers or food containers that won't disintegrate, Cool Beerwerks!
Aside, I have extremely high expectations for the Citranic Double IPA blowing my olfactory and my taste buds into oblivion, i.e., I'll leave two stars with hopes the Citranic Double IPA doubles adding at least, one star!
Now, I'll post my receipt, Yelpers and all will decide whether I give Cool Beerwerks a second chance dining at their restaurant . . . OR NOT.
Mahalo, Ohana!!!!