This is like the worst kind of Texmex from the 90's. The tamales had literally no flavor, i didn't even know you could suck all the flavor out of food. The meat looks like the cheapest they could buy, and they pour bland queso on their nachos. Margaritas are bad, which sucks because you need to be drunk to enjoy this food. Even the decor and general vibe sucks. Take your hard earned money to a place that actually cares about the food they make m. read more

Good solid Tex-Mex food. Fast service. Friendly folks. Reasonable prices. And Tuesday's drink special is a $1.99 Margarita. We had a great time. read more

Substandard service, food is tasteless and drowning in cheap cheese. If you're after good Mexican food this is not the place to go.

I walked in at a very busy time and placed a large to go order. It was filled very quickly with lots of chips and salsa too. I was very pleased with the quality of the food and the amount. Very good texmex, so close by and affordable! Their queso is great! read more

I had forgotten how good there guacamole is. No onions in it! Sweet, light taste. Simple. The avocado shines through. We used to come here all the time, but then Chachi's opened near us. Today on the way home from the doctor,, the grandson and I ordered taco dinners off the lunch menu. Our food was out in less than 5 minutes! Crazy wild. Stuffed with meat! Delicioso! read more

One of the best Mexican restaurants I have eaten at. I have been going here for about 10 years

Best Mexican food in Kingwood/Porter area!! We have tried several Mexican joints in the area and some we like the salsa, some have good margaritas and most have mediocre queso. We recently tried El Ranchero and were so pleased with the taste, service, price and everything in between. Great food, great margaritas, great salsa and the staff is amazing!! We have been back 3 times in 2 weeks. Our favorite Mexican place after 5 years of mediocre Mexican food! read more

Cold beer. Fresh chips. Perfect salsa. Great service. Can't wait to be back! Guacamole is on point. Enchiladas so good I hurt myself.

Exactly what we were looking for, cheep delicious food, cold beer and a delightful top shelf margarita (with Patron). Yum!

Two words disgusting and yuck, I ordered my food it was nice to see it sizzling to me but less then five mins since I've ordered only to find food uncooked the chicken was raw and so were we're the peppers. When I confronted they took my plate and recooked to over heat. No problem since its finally cooked and edible. But as I was leaving I watch the waiter take the remaining chips drop two on the floor and pick it up and put back in the basket for the next guest instead of throwing it in the trash. The atmosphere was from a run down Mexican restaurant in Mexico. Would never go back there again. read more

Easily the worst Mexican food experience of all time!! Our dinners were both ruined by processed cheese. The cheese this restaurant uses is without a doubt Velveeta or most likely a Velveeta substitute. It has the exact flavor and consistency of Velveeta. It was so disgusting neither of us could eat our meals. I'm not absolutely positive but it also seemed to me that the guacamole is out of a can. This is the type of food I would expect to get at a food court in the middle of the mall, not exaggerating. If you enjoy trying to swallow your food with an aftertaste of paste this is your place. Very disappointing, our waiter was super nice and I liked that they had a little mariachi band, oh well. read more

We love this place! I've never tried anything bad here. My favorite thing to order is the Camarones el ranchero (shrimp brochette!). This place is very casual. The salsa is pretty good, my son loves the queso and quesadillas too. :) read more

Our family's favorite restaurant! Economical, delicious, folks who know you. What could be better, other than the Chicken Diablos! Always an enjoyable experience and far better than the average Mexican fare, even in Houston! Despite the fact that we always come out smelling like fajitas, our hands down best place to go for anything special or ordinary! read more

Decent Mexican food. Big dining room, so didn't have to wait for a table. Would come back!

I didnt like, yesterday I had the Fiesta plate that consisted of chicken enchiladas, rice and beans. The enchiladas and the rice had some sort of cheap cheesy velveeta type of sauce blended into them, the enchiladas had very little chicken in them and the rice started clumping up due to the cheese sauce as it cooled down. The waiter, cashier and the girl who served my Ice tea, chips and salsa all presented the attitude like they would rather be some place else, but it was monday, LoL. I do have to admit though that the interior of the restaurant was very authenic and very much had the feel of Mexico to it, too bad the food wasnt as authenic as well. read more

Best Mexican food in Kingwood. They give you so much more than you can eat at a more than fair price. Good, fast service even when they are full. Been coming here for years and will continue to do so! read more

It was my first time here and let me tell you, it was horrendous. I walked in with a sense of doubt right when I walked through the front doors. I was not greeted by anyone. Overall service was horrible and the dip for the chips tasted like water. I ordered 3 chicken tacos and they came out super pink while having a similar look and texture to a canned tuna. I also ordered 3 guacamole taco thinking that there would be guacamole as a topping. Instead of receiving what I thought I had imagined, I received three stale taco shells filled with bland avocado, lettuce, and tomato. Taking the first bite made me want to gag. After eating here for the very first time, I don't think I will be coming back. read more

Food is great......but don't leave your cell phone or purse employees are thieves.....Stole my daughters new Galaxy cell phone and all the money out of her wallet...we were the last customer of the night No doubt it was somebody that worked there. Management was of no help at all. read more

We ordered the chicken fajitas for two and our meal came out in less than five minutes. Everything tasted old and reheated. There were virtually no peppers in the fajitas and some of the onions were barely cut. Overall, a very disappointing experience. There's no way the chicken hadn't been pre-cooked and then reheated. It was extremely dry and some pieces were still cold. On the up side, the tea was good and the chips and salsa were great. read more

The food was excellent and the service even better. We opted to enjoy a New Year's Eve dinner here and we were not disappointed. There was plenty of room to accommodate our party on short notice (4 adults and 2 kids). The chicken enchiladas were well seasoned and the Spanish rice was perfect. Great place to eat. read more

First and last time here. We ordered fajitas mixed, the chicken was boiled and not seasoned tasted gamy. Waiter and manager apologized and returned with only beef fajitas-it was worse! Tasted like liver! The rice was also with no flavor and the charro beans were hard. Tortillas are store bought. I do not recommend. read more

Love this restaurant. Great food, great service and prices. A friend took me their about 7 or 8 years ago and I was hooked. My favorite Mexican restaurant. read more

Love this place eat here any time I'm in Kingwood! Great food and great prices. I always have enough to take home for another meal!

The food is always good but I was appalled today that the grilled cheese kids meal was $7.05 and it was burnt! This is highway robbery and I will not return if they do not adjust their kids meal prices. I have been to high end steak houses and their grilled cheese kids meals are not as pricey! read more

Alright food, bacon wraped shrip to die for. A lil' pricey

I love there food and there caso dip is to die for..when you leave my tummy hurts everytime..its so ...i reccomed this to everyone

Been coming here for several years. Not all fancy inside but if you're looking for great mexican food and drinks at a reasonable price this is definitely the place! read more

I've been going to this restaurant for over 15 years now, and I've never had a bad experience. The food is awesome, it's more "Mex-Tex" than Tex-mex and it's always fresh and delicious. The service is great too. This is definitely my favorite Mexican restaurant in the area. read more

I've been here a few times and have ordered different options each time. Was never impressed or satisfied. But after my last visit,I know for sure that I won't be coming back. The chicken tacos I ordered looked horrible and tasted like bland boiled chicken. My son found roaches in their "game room" as well. I should have known that something was up for this place to be pretty empty on a Saturday night. read more

El Ranchero - This is what 2 chicken tacos look like. Soon as she placed them on the table,I took this picture. - Mexican Near Me - Humble, Texas

Horrible food. Went after church and we were hungry. They took a little long to serve. The carnitas was dry and hard to top off found hair in it . The chicken taco was cold, who puts lettuce on a taco? No no never again read more

LOVE El Ranchero. I think we eat here at least twice a month on average. The staff is always friendly and the food is always hot! They have the BEST Enchiladas al Carbon. Mmmm..... read more

Great place, only substandard items would be their rice & chalupa but everything else on the menu, and after 50+ visits now we've pretty much tried it all, literally everything else is safe-bet good stuff to order when really hungry for texmex. Beef fajitas & cheese enchiladas here=YUM. read more

This is my favorite Mexican restaurant! Quick service and really good food at a reasonable price. Their cheese dip is the best and the waiters/waitresses are always so nice and responsive. I've gone so many times that they know us well and make us feel like family there. Highly recommended. read more

We used to go here 2-3 times per month. We never thought it was really good food, but we always thought it was really reasonably priced with good service. We always got chicken fajitas, which were pretty good (beef fajitas suck). However, they just raised their prices. Now they're not that great, and they have regular prices, so we're out. read more

The food wasn't inedible or gross, just very bland. The service was very good though. Head to Los Cucos, the food is much better.

The food is always great! The staff is always nice and accommodating. The taste of the food and drinks are consistent every time! Large portions, beef fajitas never disappoint...fajitas for one is enough for two with leftovers. read more

I love this place! This is a favorite of our entire family and we LOVE the cheese dip. This restaurant is family owned and run and this is the only Mexican restaurant we eat at in Kingwood. My normal are the cheese enchiladas and they never disappoint. The service is always great and a good margarita doesn't hurt either. read more

99cent margaritas on mon. & tues. But watch out for hair on their food.