Spike Mendelsohn is an asshole.
There I said it. If you haven't heard the news, here it is!!
So let me lay out my visit for you. I'm with a bunch of friends. They all want to eat here at this small burger joint with a line running out the door. I had no idea where we were going until I got inside and saw pictures of Top Chef all over the walls. "OH!!! SPIKES RESTAURANT!"
As a huge Top Chef fan, I was super excited. Also knowing that I was vegan, I didn't expect any options, but wanted to at least check the menu out and let my friends enjoy the visit.
Reading through the menu, it definitely is different..and definitely overpriced. There is one vegetarian option, called the "Vegetarians are people, too!" Cute. It's a portabello mushroom burger filled with a parmesan cheese filling. Ugh. Definitely not vegan friendly or healthy in any sense. Oh well, I could always get some fries!
So we slowly snake around the line, finally it's my turn, I order the herb topped fries, and load and behold, guess who I see? SPIKE!
So, seeing as he's the big man--the BOSS, I go "Hey Spike, so I'm actually a vegan, is there a possibility that any of your entrees can be made vegan?"
He stares at me, without blinking or even the slightest hint of a smile or frown. He gives out a deafening "NO."
That's it. No "I'm sorry, but we don't have anything" or "Not at this time, could you maybe try our fries or plain salad?" OR ANYTHING! He flat out tells me 'No,' then stares at me silently (for at least 5 seconds) as I awkwardly try to think of a response...super embarrassed and feeling really red, I tell him "You know, there's a large population of vegans in the DC district. Maybe you should think about making something as an option!" Same response, cold, long stare and making me feel like a fool. I turn around and walk away. As I look back, he's still staring at me.
Apparently, "vegetarians are people, too," but vegans must be a thing reserved for the freak show, because that's how he treated me.
I pick up my soda and fries (which they got wrong...boy getting an order of fries wrong? I wonder how such a thing could happen at an establishment like this!), and Spike was the one who was handing it to me. Same thing. Cold, soul-less stare. No "Thank you for coming!" or "Have a nice day!" or a slight smile, or anything! It's like he's not human.
The fries are cut to 1-inch long soggy bits of potatos. Not even french fries. It's like a mix between fries and mashed potatoes. Way too oily. The entire restaurant is dirty and unsanitary. Their cooking station is dripping grease off the sides of the walls and down the counters seemingly like it's rarely cleaned.
A fellow co-workers got sick after eating there. We still don't know if it was from the burgers here or not, but she e-mailed them about the incident, and they basically told her--Sorry that happened to you, but because you're the only person who told us they got sick, it must not have been us!!! Talk about not taking accountability into your food and quality, and not even taking any effort to make sure your food meets minimal standards.
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