If you know this place it run by a guy who got famous from reality TV, you're probably wondering is it actually good or just all hype? My answer: It's good, but it has some faults, so it's worth trying, but the prices and waiting mean I won't be back often.
I went here for an early lunch on a weekday, hoping to avoid the crowds. The first annoyance was that I got there at about 11:15 and they don't open until 11:30. The second annoyance was that there was already a line of either Hill interns or dressed up tourists ahead of me. I ended up having to wait around 15 minutes for the place to open and another 15 or so to order. Then it took them a long time (maybe 20 minutes) to fill my order (probably because of all the people in front of me).
I certainly enjoyed my food, but it did have a few problems. I ordered the Blazin' Barn Burger (a burger with thai-style toppings including picked daikon, thai basil, and mayo with sriracha, which reminded me of bahn mi), the village fries (seasoned with rosemary, thyme, salt, and pepper), and a toasted marshmallow milkshake. The burger was delicious, except that between the meat and the fixings it was a bit over-salted. The bun was good ,which is more than I can say for Five Guys. I was a little disappointed that they didn't ask me how I wanted the burger done. I will say that the burger they serve at Palena is probably a bit better, but it's also more expensive. The fries had really tasty seasoning, but they were limp and oily, not crispy (this IS similar to Five Guys).
The marshmallow milkshake, on the other hand, was just great, easily the highlight. I didn't see how they make it, but it had at least one whole toasted marshmallow in it, and it really seemed like more had been blended into the ice cream. It was creamy, appropriately sweet, and had that authentic campfire taste. Now, this thing cost me a cool $5.25. To quote Pulp Fiction, "this is a pretty ****ing good milkshake, ,,,I don't know if it's worth five dollars, but it's pretty ****ing good."
In total, my meal cost me $15 and change. That's a lot for a burger, fries, and a shake at a place with no table service. I would say that the burgers here are certainly a cut above Five Guys or most other burger joints. I wanted to love the fries, but I want them crisp. I do love the fact that they have 3 flavored mayos on tap: sriracha, Old Bay, and chipotle (and unlike most places, the chipotle mayo actually taste like it contains chipotle, not just like pink mayo that might have once sat next to a chipotle). The food here is definitely a lot more interesting than your average burger joint, but using spicy mayo and toppings borrowed from other dishes isn't necessarily culinary genius either.
Maybe if they fixed the few flaws I could see paying the high price and dealing with the wait, but until them I'm not sure. Of course, if I could cut in line just to get one of those shakes I might consider it. read more