My first boiled crawfish experience of the 2014 year.
Ouch. Going forward I'll put "LA" in quotations, because, quiet frankly I'm not sure what L.A. in "LA" Crawfish stands for, but it certainly isn't Louisiana. Nor should it claim or pretend to represent anything from the state of Louisiana. And who in the hell decided that Cajun/Creole food and Asian food was a good culinary match?
I grew up in South Louisiana. My entire family is from South Louisiana. I moved to Texas to work in the oil and gas industry. I've lived here in Houston for 5 years now. And up until this year. I've completely given up on eating crawfish in the state of Texas. So sad. I just wait until a trip back home. I can't take the inexperienced bland boiling techniques and travesty of sprinkling the outside with "Cajun seasoning". It's gotten to the point where even when my coworkers invite me over for their backyard home crawfish boils, I have to politely decline their invites. Because you know they will eventually ask, , "Well, you're from South Louisiana, that's pretty damn close to the real thing isn't it?" This uncomfortable situation leads to feelings get hurt and work relationships strained. Needless to say, I take my boiled crawfish pretty seriously.
Anyhow, back to "LA" Crawfish
The girlfriend and I stroll in at about 6:30PM Tuesday. There's a line out the door. Place is packed. I wait my turn patiently behind a tape line. Their whole idea behind the service/ordering at "LA" Crawfish is terrible. You wait in line, they take your order at the register, then you just hope and pray there is an open table somewhere within the building. They give you a number and if there is a table available, you sit down and wait until they deliver your order.
When it was my turn to order the young girl politely asks me how many lbs I want. I say 6 and ask if that is including the potatoes and corn 6lbs or 6lbs of just crawfish. She says just crawfish. This is how the rest of the conversation plays out.
Her: "Sir what flavor would you like? Garlic Butter, Cajun Style, or Hot and Sweet?
Me: "Excuse me? There aren't flavors of boiled crawfish.....What is the "Cajun Style?"
Her: "That's the traditional Louisiana style seasoning we mix them in"
Me: "Ummmm, okay. I see. Can I get boiled crawfish without 'them being mixed in seasoning' ?"
Her: "Wait, so you don't want any seasoning at all on them?"
Me: "That's correct."
Her: "Okay, do you want Mild, Spicy, or Extra Spicy"
Me: "WHAT?"
Apparently, not only can you get them in different seasoning, but they also have different levels of Tony's / seasoning salt they sprinkle on the crawfish. Whatever, I'm already here. About 15 minutes later they bring us 2 sacks of crawfish. Potatoes and Corn mixed in. No where remotely close to 6lbs of crawfish. Probably 3-4lbs with corn and potatoes rounding out the 5-6lbs. Shocker. Saw that coming.
You can hardly see inside this plastic clear bag because of the seasoning they apparently poor over the crawfish then shake up to evenly distribute throughout the bag. Sigh. To make matters worse. Small. Small. Small. Which is forgiving because due to the long winter and harsh weather in South Louisiana this winter, we aren't quite in season yet. But the crawfish weren't cooked anywhere near evenly. Some nearly raw and un-peelable, some okay, and some waaay overcooked and falling apart when you tried to peel.
They have a bar / station of toppings for you. It has Tony's, sea salt, paprika, seasoning salt, hot butter, ranch, honey mustard, mayo, ketchup, and Sriracha. Interesting concept. 10 minutes later they bring out the oysters. Who would eat the oysters after their meal? The fuck? I ask for crackers. They don't serve crackers with oysters. Another WTF moment. I've always always eaten oysters over a cracker with tabasco. Well, most Louisiana folks do. But again, "LA"
Back to crawfish. I find it amazing that Houston is only 3 hours away from what is considered Cajun Country and you can't find decent crawfish in this city prepared correctly.
LET ME TEACH YOU THE SECRET: It's very very simple and has been practiced for decades in Louisiana. Fill your boil pot with water. Add lemons, add whole garlic, add whole peeled white onions, add liquid or dry crab boil. Purge crawfish. Bring boil pot to boil. Toss in whatever extras. Boil crawfish. Turn off burner. Let crawfish soak. Drain. Serve.
NO seasoning on the outside. No garlic butter. No Tony's. No Seasoning Salt.
IT'S ALL IN THE BOIL. DON'T MESS WITH SUCCESS.
Just a complete and utter bust. My first crawfish of the 2014 season, a disaster. An Asian / Louisiana combo menu? Haha, NO. Serving everything from wings to pho. This place and menu is an abortion. And should have their license to serve crawfish revoked. These YELP and Facebook reviewers don't know what boiled crawfish is. No one who has ever ever been to a real Louisiana crawfish boil would consider this place remotely acceptable read more