I have a sweet tooth, a tremendous sweet tooth indeed, For…read moreice cream and desserts are the things that I need. I've had dessert in the desert near Area 51, And underground in Antarctica, far from the sun. I've had it in graveyards, beneath moonlight so fair, And even in a dessert restaurant, yes, I've had dessert there! At Better Than Sex, the Fever was mine, And it tasted so splendid, so luscious, divine. I tried one of their special coffees as well, And it was so delicious, I nearly swooned under its spell. But the night's grandest moment, the finest display, Was when our waiter arrived with the desserts on a tray. He looked straight in my eyes as he named each delight, With a confidence both curious and wonderfully bright. My dessert was a huge phallus, impressive and grand, With two giant balls resting beneath it in hand. It was covered in "splooge sauce," a curious sweet stream, A dessert of such drama it belonged in a dream! I truly enjoyed this place and would gladly return If I lived nearby, where the sweet candles burn. They are masters of dessert, of flavor and flair-- A deliciously mischievous treasure tucked away there.

We went to Better Than Sex after eating a full meal at Duffy's right in front, so there wasn't much…read moreroom left in us. But oh man was it amazing. An extremely unique ambience and decoration. But it's not too much or too little. The seating is comfortable and private. Our server was very nice, he checked in at all the right times and was sweet. We only ordered one dessert and it got there promptly. Everything on the menu looked excellent and delicious. We settled on the cookie nookie cake, it was super fresh with many contrasting flavors that made every bite a pleasure. Overall had an amazing time and recommend this place for anything from a late night dessert or a full dessert meal. If we're ever around again, we are definitely going back and trying a lot more than just one dessert.

We stopped by MoonDog Café & Bakery for a little lunch snack after conducting a séance at the…read moreHemingway House. We sat outside beneath the shade, where it was surprisingly cool and comfortable. Service was quick, and I ordered the house Bloody Mary. It was flavorful without being overly spicy, the ghost of Hemingway agreed. We also shared the veggie board, which was delicious and perfect for a light meal. The desserts looked absolutely amazing, but Hemingway's ghost and I decided to save room for some stronger spirits instead. The prices were very fair, and I would happily return to try the desserts, preferably when the ghost of Hemingway is somewhere else.

Been to Key West and googled this place . We wanted to have good coffee and cakes and found this…read moreplace ! Had fantastic reviews in google . Parking was a bit tough here ! They don't have their own parking .. it's paid parking outside . Peak times I think there are some wait times since they are Michelin rated ! Interiors looked awesome . Lots of seats to sit and eat .. ambience was great . Cortado was just awesomeeeeeeee.. haven't had a coffee that good ! It was a short glass but superb taste ! Chai was ok . Not the best but it was ok. Bakery was great . Loved the chocolate cake ! Fantastic taste . Macarons were absolutely awesome ! Nice and good .. spinach artichoke dip was good too ! Kids liked the pasta .. service was good .. good experience overall .. 4 stars ..

Homemade ice cream and the softest freshest giant cookie I've ever had. I thought it would be too…read morerich and sweet but it was not. Don't get me wrong, it was sweet but the flavors were well balanced. Service was phenomenal. We asked what flavor the worker thought was the best and her favorite was the toasted coconut. Immediately yes. It was perfect. Creamy but not too sweet. The toasted coconut flavor was very nice. I will be definitely be making this a must do stop on any future visits to Key West. Mattheessen's is a local ice cream and cookie bakery in Key West. They have a few locations dotted around the island. This location we went to was small with a small counter with a couple stools but that's it for seating so plan to stand inside or walk outside to eat.

AMAZINGGGGG!! Enjoyed everything we had here, but specifically went back multiple times for the…read moregigantic cookies. We tried the peanut butter, chocolate chip, and the peanut butter cookie with fudge and peanut butter on top. All three were perfection, so moist, and still fresh tasting the next day. I also loved the frozen key lime pie slice dipped in chocolate!

We wanted the best pie in town, and Yelp sent us here! Let me just say, as an art major, I…read moreabsolutely fell in love with the decor! This place is amazing inside! They literally have everything and anything that is key lime flavored, from ice cream and hard candy to Dole Whip, which I didn't even see until we were leaving!!! LOL We'll definitely be back for that, BTW! After making our purchases, we headed to the back patio to try the pie. Wow! It was so sweet and flavorful, yet light and fluffy. Honestly, it was the best pie we've ever had! The ladies working were so nice, too, and overall, if you have time for a slice, we definitely recommend fitting this place into your itinerary!

Classic key lime pie 5/5 Location 5/5…read moreSeating 1/5 Service: N/A We came here when the rain came, this is where you go to grab your key lime pie to go. They have a good size patio seating for you to enjoy your pie but unfortunately it was all drenched and they had zero seats inside. The pie was definitely tasty. There weren't any free cup of water you can get besides the drinks that they sell in the fridge. Stop by on a Sunny day might be much better.

The lobster anything was excellent. I has the shrimp benedict, but everyone else had lobster. The…read morechickens and roosters running around provided entertainment and the atmosphere with the trees and flowers flowing over top make it an experience.

Blue Heaven is one of those rare places that feels less like a restaurant and more like a second…read morehome you somehow never knew you'd been missing. The food is excellent--flavorful, thoughtfully prepared, and consistently satisfying--but what truly sets this place apart is the service, especially when you're seated at the bar. As a bar guest, I experienced something far above exceptional. It felt like walking into a place I already loved and being shown the very best of it by people who genuinely care. To the bartenders and staff who made every visit feel that way: Dairy-ah (I'm almost certainly butchering the spelling, but the pronunciation stuck with me), thank you for the warmth, the skill, and the way you made the bar feel welcoming every time. Lucy--always with the hat on backwards--you became my spirit animal the moment I realized how perfectly that energy matched the whole vibe of the place. Thank you for being exactly who you are behind that bar. Brittney, the chillest of them all: your calm, easy presence made everything feel lighter and better. Chelsea, I only got to have you serve me once, but that one time was enough to know how good you are at this. And to the Servers, Paul and Lola: even in our brief interactions while I was at the bar, both of you brought such strong, genuine personalities that it elevated the whole experience. Thank you for that. Blue Heaven is an amazing restaurant with great food and even greater service. But more than that, it's the people who make it feel like coming home and being shown the best time in a place you love the most. Thank you--truly--to all of you for making it feel that way. And to Henry, a longtime regular at the bar, who passed away during my visit. "His" presence was clearly part of the fabric of this place, and I'm grateful I got to share that space, however briefly, with the people who knew and cared for him. Thank You All, and sorry if I didn't list your name in this review because there were far more of you than I've mentioned, just Know my early mornings sitting at the Blue Heavens Bar, was the highlight of everyday I spent in Key West. Sincerely, Brian.. (or as my friends call me, "Jonesie")...

We love coming here! Service is unmatched - We love and will legitimately miss you, Nina!…read more Coffee is outstanding and mango smoothies (with Rum) are life-changing! Will return as soon as we can.

It was hot. I needed something to quench my thirst and a key lime lemonade sounded perfect…read more It was absolutely what I wanted. Cool and full of flavor. There are two outside tables to sit under so you can enjoy the people walking by.

Pros: staff was super friendly and helpful even when really busy, ice cream was good, meet…read moreexpectations. Nothing earth shattering. Cons: they didn't have all of their flavors available, shop is really small can get extremely cramped, due to the warm temperature in the shop ice cream was extremely soft and melted very fast Overall, it was a good experience, but nothing amazing either

Shakes in any ice cream flavor and decent selection. Store is cold so good break from the heat, but…read moreno seating inside so out in the heat to eat it.. Employees were very nice and service was fast.

It's always tough to pick the spot to enjoy your last meal before leaving Key West but we are so…read morehappy with our choice of Banana Cafe. We were promptly seated upstairs on a busy Sunday morning. The older home offered charm and character in its dining spaces which we always appreciate. Our caramel latte and banana bread latte were the best coffee we had on this trip. For our meals we chose a seafood crepe and a veggie breakfast scramble which we thoroughly enjoyed. The portion sizes were perfect and the prices were fair. Be sure to consider this great restaurant for breakfast, lunch and or dinner while visiting Key West!

FYI, not stated anywhere but tipping is *mandatory* here. We know because our waitress refused to…read morecheck us out until we tipped. Bill was $120.40 and my father put $121. He was going to leave tip on the table (as boomers do) but the server literally brought back the check said "tip is not included" and dropped it back on the table. We counted the money like 4 times because we thought we had miscounted the bill but nope. She simply refused to check us out until she saw her tip included in the folder. Wonder what she would have done if we hadn't paid with exact change? Would she have just kept the change and not said anything? Very weirdo behavior!

Kermit's Key West offers a delightful assortment of key lime pie on a stick, dipped in various…read morecoatings such as chocolate, coconut, white chocolate, and several other tempting flavors. They also sell miniature cookies that taste remarkably like key lime pie, each one dusted in flavored powders. The main attraction, however, is the cake counter, where numerous varieties of key lime pie await their fate. The pies come neatly packaged in small takeout containers, making them wonderfully convenient to carry while wandering about Key West, or to bring home before the Florida heat claims them. The shop itself is rather small, with limited room for indoor dining. There is outdoor seating available, though most visitors simply claim their chosen delicacy and disappear into the streets, leaving only the faint scent of lime and sugar behind. Naturally, I asked whether I might speak with Kermit himself. I was informed that he was away on a visit to Fraggle Rock and had recently suffered an unfortunate encounter with the Count. The details were not discussed, though the silence that followed was ominous. All in all, Kermit's Key West is a convenient and enjoyable stop for anyone with a fondness for key lime pie. The variety is excellent, the portions are easy to handle, and the desserts are perfect for enjoying on the move or surviving whatever strange adventures may await beyond the door.

This is the best rated key lime pie in key west according to chatgpt, so we had to try it!…read more It was a small shop with the pies already packaged and in a showcase. The server was nice and just handed us our prepackaged slice. We ordered the strawberry limeaid and a slice of the key lime pie. The strawberry limeaid was a little too concentrated for me and a little too tart. The pie was delicious. I wish the put more meringue on top.

This is a super cute truck in the area of the Southernmost Point that offers soft serve ice cream…read moreor mini donuts with toppings! The service was quick and there was some seating outside with some sand so even though it is a few blocks inland there was still a relaxed, beach feel to the place. I got the coconut joy mini donuts and my boyfriend got the chocolate paradise ice cream. The mini donuts did get a little soggy from the toppings so I would maybe eat a little faster than I did (though I didn't take an unreasonable amount of time) or go for the ice cream. For Key West, they seemed reasonably priced and hit the spot for something sweet. If you're already in the area and looking for something sweet, I would stop here.

We stopped in on our last night in Key West after trying several of the ice cream shops during our…read morestay. I think Rooster Treats is a fun change of pace from the more traditional storefronts lining Duval Street. Instead of a typical shop, it operates out of a permanent trailer. You order from a raised deck platform, then head down to enjoy your treat at one of the tables set up in a makeshift sandy beach area. The whole setup works surprisingly well. It gives you that relaxed, toes-in-the-sand feeling, almost like you're unwinding right by the water. It has a great vibe. We're not huge fans of soft serve, mainly because the flavors and textures can feel limited. Rooster Treats makes up for that with the generous amount of toppings you can add. I ordered the Chocolate Paradise, which came with chocolate drizzle, sprinkles, and Oreo crumbs. It was delicious, and the portion size was very good. Glad we checked it out before heading home.