There are three places in the South Shore that serve amazing bar pizza. They are in order of excellence, The Lynwood in Randolph, Town Spa in Stoughton, and Poopsies. Call 2 hours in advance on weekends. Don't bother with Greek salad, horrid. Staff was very pleasant and atmosphere is 1982 awesomeness. read more

I am a regular. Been eating at Poopsies's for 35 plus years. Food is basic but well prepared and very reasonable. The staff is great. Excellent value. read more

Poopsie's in Pembroke, MA is on my way to and from Marshfield.. it is a dimly lit sports bar/restaurant with cheap cheap food that is actually not half bad! It as a simple menu or burgers/fries/pizzas that serve up quick and there are several TVs to watch the Sox game on (or whatever other sports happen to be playing). This isn't the nicest place but if you are looking for a quick bite and want to check the score - this is a funny little place to do it! read more

Excellent bar Pizza but beware if you want to get a pizza real quick like for dinner on a Friday or Saturday night better bet on it taking at least a half an hour to get your order in because they get THAT busy. The word is out this place has some of the best bar pizza this side of Randolph. I guess if you like drinking a beer at the bar while watching some tv while your pizza cooks that's okay but with kids it's really hard to do that for a to go item. So plan on it taking some time. read more

Best pub pizza on the South Shore!! We go at least twice a month! Cant beat teh price! Call early if take out- they get busy!!!

Not a fan of Poopsies. Is that cheddar cheese on the pizza? Not good, not good at all. My wife and her sisters like it, so I'll give it a star for them. As far as the night life goes, that is not good either. Go to the Alumni down the street, good Tomato Garlic Basil pizza. read more

I would give two stars but the name gets them one more. Pizza is good for a bar pizza, the beer is cheap but not as cheap as you would think for the decor and crowd. The place looks like it has an identity crisis between family friendly and a possible cool bar to hang at. the pizza takes forever to come out but its good. service sucks but what do u expect from a place that's been there forever, they know you will come back. Beware of pulling in and out of this place too. people drive like lunatice on that road. read more

Awesome bar pizza. This place hasn't changed in 30 years. I wouldn't call it the best bar pizza on the South shore, but it is closer that some of the other places I like. It's definitely the best in this area. Love going here on the way home from Rexhame beach for i pizza and a pitcher. read more

Pizza is incredible. Makes some of the pie places around the Boston area look like a joke.

Great pizza. Reasonable wait times. Good hang out spot. Did I mention great pizza? In the top 10 bar pizza establishments on the south shore. read more

Some of the best Bar pizza around! Drinks are reasonably priced and the salads are always fresh too. I've never had the burgers but the pizza is always incredible- worth the wait! Ambiance is a bit divey and you'll feel like you're back in 1972. read more

We were not impressed with this pizza at all. Ordered four pizzas for carry out. Sausage and mushroom pizza was missing the sausage - very frustrating. In my opinion, the buffalo chicken pizza was very dry. First time trying the pizza here as it came highly recommended - we will not be coming back. read more

Haven't been here in years, thought we'd give it a try. Dry, tasteless crust and greasy. I just don't get the attraction here, love bar pizza but this isn't good bar pizza. Venus III on a bad day is far better. read more

The pizza at Poopsie's is great! Just the atmosphere is what I hate. So do take out instead And you'll be well fed. It's like heaven served up on a plate. read more

Amazing bar pizza. Definitely worth the wait on those busy nights! Just make sure you order early!

Best Pizza on the planet! My oldest is very picky but she ate almost the entire pepperoni.

This place was just awesome. And by awesome I mean you have to appreciate a throw-back to 1975 - including the prices. For a casual, bring your kids, cheap eat this place was awesome. We met with friends early on a Saturday and had no problem getting a table for 8. I think had we arrived any later it would have been a bigger issue. The bar pizza is absolutely fabulous - although we couldn't decide if we liked Poopsie's or Satuit Tavern better. However, the cold pitcher of beer with the hot bar pizza combo was fabulousness. The ONLY downside to this experience was how excruciatingly long it took to get our pizzas and other food. It was at least an hour. I had read online reviews about 40 minutes of waiting and that would be generous. With two very young ones in our crowd the wait for food was a bit tough - but we had good company and the older kids were entertained by the Ms. Pac Man machine. read more

Best pizza in town but the wait time can be absolutely killer. Don't get your hopes up on Friday or Saturday night.

We went in to sit down at 6pm on a Saturday (tonight). Ordered 2 pizzas for here, 2 to go. At 6:47 I was about to just leave $ for the beer & say screw it. But my husband is nicer than me. He saw the waitress who said it's be out in 3 mins. I told her we had to take the whole order to go now. Reading through the reviews here I see I'm not alone in my frustration. The pizza was really good but is it worth the frustration & wait? Not sure. Don't go hungry. Go long before you are hungry! read more

If you like a dark, dank, 70's style ambiance (pac-man machine), eating well-done, thin crust pizza and pitchers of cheap beer, then this is your place. I don't like those things but I still love the Poopsie's experience and LOVE their pizza. You can definitely eat a whole one (with a slice or two left). It does take forever to get it, so plan accordingly. But, sometimes you hit it right and get it within half an hour. I always order their side iceberg salads, which are crisp, fresh, and delicious (they actually peel the cucumbers, yay!) That helps while waiting for the pizza. Very casual and a great place to meet with friends or family. read more

As far as bar pizza goes, poopsies was decent. Nothing to brag about nothing to complain about. The service on the other hand was not so great. We literally were the first people to sit down when they opened at noon and it took us 50 minutes to get our pizzas. Aside from that, the beers were good. read more

This place was crowded on a Wednesday night at 8:00. It took about 40 minutes to get our pizzas. Lots of families. Prices are great. Pizza was delicious. I liked the crispy crust. Two of us were in and out for $20. read more

Very casual bar atmosphere with lots of tables. I haven't tried anything but the pizza and all I can say is WOW YUM!

Poopsie's I go here to get away from the current way of life and I am so thankful every time that I can dive right back in time to when this place first opened up in the 1970's. If you are going to this place an expecting a current day experience, do not bother, this place is all about the way it was back then and still is, bring your family, bring the kids, bring your fun, bring your loudness, be very, very good to your waitstaff, they are moving as best they can, all for you, so chill, grab some spirits and share lots of spirits, because this is the way it was when people were not at all self consumed. Say hello to others, get to know them a lot or a little, prepare for the oddities of Pembroke Massachusetts, enjoy the experience, that is what this place is all about. I think the owner needs to be open to the idea of other people leasing the whole concept and experience of this place, and let exact replicas pop up across the country. This place would be a huge hit in name and experience at Ski areas across the country. read more

REALLY GREAT PIZZA. just a little too greasy and when i took a bite, i pulled out a long black hair....

Dim lighting inside. Clean bathrooms. Friendly staff. Sat at the bar and was immediately greeted. Ordered a cheese pizza. Came out timely. I've heard a lot about their bar pizza, but for me, this was a little too doughy. I think another minute or two in the oven would have crisped it up. Pizza had more grease on it than I'd prefer. I thought the taste was a little off; not sure where that's from. As far as bar pizza, it was ok, but still below Town Spa and Cape Cod Cafe. read more

Good bar pies. Cheap beer. Plenty of seating for the regulars. Better than Town Spa or Cape Cod Cafe, but not quite as good as Lynwood.

Love poopsies bar style pizza. Cash only be warned.

Poopsies is an absolute legend on the South Shore. The pizza is PHENOMENAL, perfect crispy crust and just enough cheese and sauce. My personal favorite pizza is pickle and bacon, no where else compares to Poopsies when it comes to this pizza. The frosty mugs are better than sex. Only downside to this place is the service. Plan on waiting AT LEAST 45 minutes for a pizza. In order to get a hold of your waitress you're going to need a megaphone because she'll make herself scarce most of the time. Overall I'd say Poopsies is a must try for anyone visiting the South Shore and looking for great pizza, beer and atmosphere. read more

Best pizza on the south shore? That's a pretty low bar. The pizza is ok. Anything but amazing. Greek salad is also mediocre at best. Vibe is good and service is friendly but an hour wait for a pizza? I guess I just don't get it. I'll keep looking for really good pizza on the south shore but this isn't it read more

Okay, so we ordered a Sam Adams on draft and it just so happened to be that the waitress gave us a root beer instead. Then......You would think they wouldn't be able to reuse the drink, but when we got the correct drink (the Sam Adams), the waitress took the Root Beer back and gave it to the table next to us. G R O S S... The situation did give BOTH tables a good laugh, but that was clearly unsanitary since if someone did something to the drink, it could've been tampered with. The pizza though, we do have to admit was decent. It's nothing too special, but it was good pizza in general compared to others. It's a good place to go to if you want some pizza. It's not good enough pizza to wait an hour for though. read more

I called Poopsie's from the highway and ordered a pizza for myself as I was going to be home alone. I was told 25 minutes it was more like 45. I forgot or never new that it was cash only. So after I waited 20 minutes extra and payed $2 for the ATM I headed home prepared to rip these guys a new one on yelp. Well after cracking a cold one and opening my pizza all was forgiven. Moral of the story. Order early. Bring cash. And prepare to be very happy. read more

I have to say that after reading other reviews I was a bit surprised. Poopsie's is a pizza place... what pizza place have these people been to that was a fancy establishment? This is by far the best pizza. People all over the south shore talk about Poopsie's pizza. I prefer their pizza over all other pizzas. I'm going to get some tonight. And if you haven't had it, try it. Don't be a pizza place snob! read more

I Love their Pizza, Whether to sit in or take out, I think it is one of the best on the South Shore

The pizza was AMAZING but service was terrible! Waited over an hour for the pizza and our waitress was so rude! She made us feel rushed and would walk away from the table as we were talking to her! She never introduced herself or even smiled for that matter. Really disappointing to be treated that way in such a well-known establishment. read more

I gave this place 3 stars out of generosity. The service was terrible. Placed our orders and got drinks then we waited an hour for the food. The waitress came over once out of the whole hour but only after we chased her down to ask for refills. The pizza came and one was ridiculously over cooked and burnt. Never coming back. read more

Love Poopsie's. Excellent bar pizza, staff is disagreeable & rude as hell (part of the charm) and the atmosphere is dark and drunk. Place like no other. Pitchers of beer with glass mugs, wood panel walls, wooden bar stools, smell of old parliament lights...Gives you the good old fashioned feeling where you just want to get hammered drunk and eat a pizza...love this place. read more

Poopsie's had slow service and mediocre pizza, at best. This place had been highly recommended to me by several different people, and it was quite the disappointment. The establishment was extremely cramped and noisy, while the waitstaff seemed to take forever to even take our drink order. There is absolutely no excuse for waiting over an hour for simple little pizzas to be served. None. And to top it off, the pizza wasn't great. read more

Best pizza on the South Shore. Place is always busy but never too long a wait. Great value for a family dinner

I've been eating Poopsie's at family functions for years but just ate in-house for the first time a few weeks ago. The bar style pizza is fantastic, probably the closest thing to Linwood you'll find off route 3 (every bar pizza, in my book, is in comparison to my beloved Linwood). However, what stands out about Poopsie's is that bar pizza isn't all that's on the menu. In fact, the menu is pretty enormous. I ordered a mushroom, onion, and anchovy bar-style pizza and a Greek salad. Their Greek salad stands alone as a great starter, it's absolutely delicious. The pizza was great. My only gripe is that the waitress forgot to write down one of the pizzas ordered, so that one was taken to-go and we were still charged. Otherwise, a great experience and I'll definitely return in the future. read more