A strange crust--it sounds like a symptom of venereal disease, but it's a description of Megabite's pies. Not bad strange, just different strange. Whatever, I still ate the entire thing. read more

Best Pizza in town! I eat it with a fork so I don't miss a morsel. Absolutely the best Ranch dressing/dip in PNW. Can't have jo Jo's without it. They make it there. Employees are great, friendly and courteous. Delivered pizza is still nice and hot when it arrives. read more

Best fish and chips this side of the pond. Miss the old salad bar though.

Prices are to high was quoted $20.87 for my pizza before going in even made sure to repeat it twice to the girl on the phone yesterday, I show up and the guy tells me oh sorry she must have misquoted you it's actually $30.87... Wouldn't have even gotten it if I hadn't already slid my card before he told me.. Kinda crazy since the crust was hard as a rock for a $30 pizza extremely dissapointed. read more

The Megabite pizza (formally Smokey's pizza) same Pizza different name is my favorite pizza. So glad they opened.

This review is just for the fish and chips! These fish and chips were pretty good. The fish was good quality, and the batter was very light. My only small issue with them was that to me, they weren't very crunchy. You might even say that they were a bit soft. Now some people may prefer their fish and chips that way--if so this is the place for you! The crinkle cut fries were very good as well. Atmosphere would be great for kids, they even had pacman and pinball machines. Staff was very friendly and timely. read more

Went with my bros from work, had that old pizza place smell that I love, not the nicest decor but it's cool and kitschy. Got the fish n chips, BOMB! Got jojos with it, Damn they remind me of the ones I used to get at my local pizza place in CA. Definitely be back! read more

If you like cracker crust and pepperoni that has a bit of a bite, Megabite Orchards is at least worth a takeout. Service is good theme is video games. Great place to take the kiddos. read more

We usually alternate between pizza and fish and chips , with salad, salads are large fresh crisp with enough dressing. F&C has plenty to fill you, They have opened their Orchards location again and again the same friendly staff. with the same great pizza, we like the hot oven or the taco, and their fish and chips. read more

Okay I just ordered another pizza from Megabite. The Crazy Carnivore. I am craaazy for this meat pizza! I recommend Megabite to my coworkers, church friends, and family. We eat out a lot in these fast past work weeks and we all appreciate a quality meal. You never leave just satisfied, you leave feeling like you got a great deal and were welcomed as a neighbor. The pizzas are amaaazing, and it's a fun environment for family or friends. If I could slice you off a bit of the pizza I just ordered so you could see what I mean you would be a Megabite fan yourself. I have 20 minutes left till my delivery gets to the office and I can't wait!! read more

Ahhhh it's back! The way Smokey's used to be. I work at a fancy Pizza place in town but Mega Bite is my new favorite and I can't get enough of it. Amazing staff, games for the kids and delicious food. Thank you for keeping a Vancouver icon alive and somehow making it better than I remember it being in recent years. On that note, I'm calling in a to go order. Yummmmmm!!!!! read more

As many others, I have been a customer or The Megabite, and before that Smokeys. As of today, I won't be returning. I ordered a pizza and Jo's to do. The young man on the phone said it would be ready in 25 minutes. Great, see ya shortly. Arrive to pick up the food and am told the order says it was to be ready at 8:59. No, this is not what was discussed on the phone. I really had no real issues with this. I was told it would be ready in 10 minutes. Okay, great. Twenty five minutes later they finally get it to me. Again, this is not the issue. The issue is with the customer service. I was treated as if I was lying. I should have walked out right that moment. I did not ask for anything because of their mistake, waited patiently while they got my order ready. I did not receive even a slight apology, nor a "Thank you, have a nice night." There are other places that appreciate their customers, especially those who patronize their business often. I will visit those places from now on. read more

My brother and I were riding from Puyallup, WA to a NW Harley gathering in Newberg, OR. We planned our departure so that we might have lunch at "Smokey's" off the 205 loop. Alas, it was no more, so I told him I'd read that some former employees were going to re-open a new Pizza place at the Hazel Dell site. We rode there with high hopes. Upon entering, I asked, "What are our chances of finding the same recipes, equipment, and staff as the former Smokey's?" I was happy to hear, "Same equipment, same recipes, and 38-years combined experience working at Smokey's". We ordered a Medium "Hot Oven Combo" (old name) and waited anxiously for the result. When it arrived, it looked and smelled just like our memories were hoping for. We added our sprinklings of red pepper flakes and grated parmesan and tucked-in... ...."SMOKEY'S LIVES!!!!" We couldn't have been more pleased! Love it; thanks guys! read more

Ive been a smokeys customer since I was a kid... im glad these guys took over smokeys style pizza..

I just ordered the Crazy Carnivore, Deli sandwich, and Chicken Strips. It was excellent, and I'll be ordering from them again, and again, and again. To all the people who don't like their service or food. Go Back to Dominoes if you don't know what a real pizza tastes like. read more

Delivered in a timely manner, but horrible pizza. Loaded with half melted cheese, barely any crust, super salty. Looked like a frozen pizza made in microwave. read more

Fun old school pizza and arcade. Pizza is good but a little overpriced. Staff was helpful and friendly. Video games are just a quarter so it won't break the bank like other arcades. Great for kids birthdays!! read more

Love their hawaiian pizza, the crust is just right! Bathroom is small but it is still worth it. They definitely hookup the meat on their hawaiian. read more

This is some of the most tasty, unique flavored pizza. To be had in this area. Definitely not your average pizza joint. I loved visiting this place with some fiends and all of our kiddos because the kids were ALMOST too occupied with the plethora of video games to eat... But not quite. P.s... those Jo Jo's though. Excellent. The staff were exceptionally friendly an ten native as well. read more

Always reliable great pizza! They are so nice here too and their jojos are the best !!

I grew up eating Smokey's pizza. I decided to give it a try after i passed their street sign that read they had the same pizza just different name. Was fighting the kids request to go to another place.Went in to ordered. Question the front counter people on what had happen to Smokey's. They gave me the update and explained that they worked for Smokey's for many years and bought out the owner. Took the pizza home and was not disappointed at all. It is different but in good way as they said."pizza from 15 year ago in quality and taste" a less pricey. The true test was my wife. She never understood why i like it and didn't care for it. But now she really enjoyed it as my kids. Will be going back in the future read more

We often visit here when I'm in town to visit my Sister. The staff is friendly and the pizza is yummy. I do wish they had salad bar still like Smokey's as this is always one of my favorites with pizza. They have been cleaning the restaurant up and making some nice changes inside which I think makes it more appealing for customers. It's a great place for the kids too as they have a coloring table and some toys for them to play with if they have ants in their pants at the table. read more

Love their pizza but have been waiting for 45 mins for my pick up pizza that should've been ready for pickup when I got here. This happens all the time! read more

Well we have been back. They offer a white garlic sauce instead of the Oregeno overdose. Night and day better for our family. Jo Jo potatoes are still great!!! read more

I was sad when Smokeys closed. It was the best pizza and was a great alternative to all the overpriced, mediore chain garbage that surrounds this area. So I was delighted to see that Megabite is carrying the torch once more! Pizza is great, friendly staff, affordable, and they have arcade games! What a real pizza joint should be! Go check them out! read more

Pure pizza paradise! savory pizza,THE BEST jojo's in town,great friendly owners and staff.it reminds me of how good smokeys was in the 80's and 90's,the "pounder" with a full pound of Canadian bacon is like eating a fat east coast style sub on a pizza. also the taco pizza=pure joy.if you are a fan of the old school pizza parlor where you can sit,relax,have a pitcher of beer(nice local micro's on tap)or soda,and play a great selection of vintage stand up video games(only a quarter a play)than this is your spot.support local business,go give this outstanding pizza spot a try.i will be back this week to watch some ncaa march madness on the nice large flatscreens.Megabite you ROCK! read more

my go-to pizza hands down. the staff is great, cool family atmosphere with 5 star food who could ask for more. ps try the wings.

If you are allergic to gluten, don't go to Megabite. They have no gluten free options and don't even know the meaning of the word "gluten". My 6 year old son was invited to a birthday party there and when we called to see if they had gluten free options for kids they did not. What is worse is they would not allow us to bring a piece of gluten free pizza from home so he could eat with the other boys. They told us that he should eat before he comes. It was not our decision to have a party there! They were not willing to be flexible at all in this case which I think is totally unreasonable and I will never be be eating there. They are not accomodating at all! read more

My son and I recently visited this restaurant. We ordered a grinder and the fish. Both really tasted good and we didn't have any complaints on the food. What was the most disappointing is that I took my 6 year old son here because I was told it was a great place for kids. They have arcade games, play toys, coloring sheets, etc. for the kids to do. When we went to sit down the t.v. in the front seating area had some show from tru tv that had half naked people drinking and doing stupid stuff. Granted, the naked stuff was blurred out, but not what I wanted my child to see. I mentioned it to one of the staff and they said, oh, it is just a blooper show. I told him I couldn't sit my son in front of that so he suggested we move to the back seating area. When I got back there the t.v. was on alien conspiracy theories and u.f.o's. Again, not really something I wanted my 6 year old son to be watching. As we were the only people in this section of the restaurant I asked if the channel could be changed to cartoons or something more kid appropriate. I was told that no, that couldn't happen because other guests wouldn't want to watch cartoons. There were no other costumers in that section of the restaurant. Even though we enjoyed the food we will not be back. The costumer service was awful and in my opinion the place was not kid friendly. If the staff want to watch half naked people doing stupid stuff they should watch this at home and not at a public, supposedly family friendly restaurant. Very disappointing. read more

I loved the old school style of jo-Jo's & pizza of Smokey's, so I was excited and happy to see them still on the menu. The problem with this place isn't the food, it's the staff. They were all pleasant enough, that's not the big issue. The problem is the lack of sense of urgency. No real leadership going on, everyone's just lackadaisical. No real pride or care for the service level. So slow and no thought for the paying customers time. Food is still good though, I'll give them that. read more

Smokey's lives!! Its the same awesome pizza and atmosphere but more affordable and with pinball and arcade games! Everyone must go!

Something has happened to this place. The service has gone downhill really bad. I went in on a Thursday night and it wasn't busy at all. It took 25 minutes to get an order of fish and chips. I was watching the game and didn't notice how long it had been until the quarter ended. read more

Love the neighborhood vibe; good for families, fun for kids. I always get the Pete's pizza with hot peppers to go. Love it! Kudos to the Pizza Bot who made my pizza today. read more

I was there on a Wednesday late afternoon. I ordered the MegaSupreme and Jo's (thick coated potatoes). Both of these items were delicious. It is 3 days later and I am still trying to finish the medium size. The service was fast and the cashier was very pleasant. If you are staying at the Quality Inn, Megabite is directly across the street - so that made it even more convenient. If I am ever in the area again, I would eat there again. read more

I ate here tonight for the first time. Wow! I'm glad that there's a place like this in my new neighborhood!! Vintage arcade games, foosball and a couple of pinball machines... And the pizza? Almost a marriage of New York and Chicago styles... Thin crust (hand tossed?) and toppings piled high! Delicious!! They had the seahawks game on a few screens as well. Very friendly staff and the place was clean. Oh, beers on tap! I'll be going back!! read more

I'm now converted. I used to not like this place but have now been convinced. Great pizza and surprisingly good green salads also. A tip: order your pizza with cheese on bottom and well done for a more crispy pie. Missing a star for somewhat seedy atmosphere (torn seats etc) but otherwise great food. read more

First off Ryan.A review was for sunshine pizza not Megabytes,might want to look into that.I've lived in vancouver for about 30 yrs and Smokey's really had a great pizza for me(single guy) so you know I've tried alot of pizza around here,lol.Smokey's cracker crust was great,sauce just a little too sweet,candian bacon was great on top of all the other toppings.The price was very high so I hope if they get the cost comparable to round table with the same great crust,and canadian bacon they should have a winner for me.I really hope they will stick with Smokey's style pizza at a lower cost and if so move to a bigger place.Wish them a long and profitable business. read more

Excellent Pizza and employees! The food is great, the people are nice, and the environment is very clean and comfortable! Family friendly with games for kids and coloring contest. We love it! We're happy customers for sure. Try the pizza.. its soooo good! read more

Grew up on Smokey's my entire life. This place is exactly the same under a diff name. Drove from Beaverton Or to eat it today. Worth it. I will be back to my normal monthly trips for this treat. read more

sad to say we won't be going back. my cousin and i both had to miss two days of work because of food poisoning ! we ordered the med combo , a personal pepperoni for my son , a order of jo jo and three pops for 35.00 dollars. after only a couple hours of being home the food poisoning set in. my son never got sick, so i figured it was the sausage on the pizza. it tasted kinda funny when i was eating it but i didn't want to say anything. we loved smokeys and never had a problem before. the games and dining room are the same but the quality of ingredients is not. when i called the man on the phone agreed to refund the price of the combo pizza , but said he thought it was funny no one else called about food poisoning. i will be sure to let all my family and friends know the mega bite is nothing like smokeys. i expected him to be sorry and check his ingredients instead he was rude and said it was funny no one else called. there is nothing funny about missing two days of work or hugging a toilet all night long. read more