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    Manbir R.

    Most of the restaurants on the drive are all about loud ambiance, drinks and hookah . The food looks appealing but taste is not up-to the mark. I will definitely suggest this place or any other on the strip here for drinks, hookah or just fun hangout but to my disappointment , the food especially chicken cooked in enchilada was hard and dry. Fettuccine pasta was yummy but less meat in it compared to cheesecake factory where we had the same pasta. (Thats just for reference) Seafood dish was a large portion but the rice were undercooked. We ordered just one margarita and I specifically told her to go easy on ice but in a $15 worth virgin majito there was just $2 worth drink. The taste was perfect though so at least bartender knew what he was doing. I barely give lower stars just because there is still customer service and other things to consider. Here , when the person came to clean our utensils and we mentioned why we left the food in plates, he went to the extent of saying that "oh you guys from india, thats is why you didn't like italian food"" Now that was really really rude. Anyways , i even found the place over rated for the cost of dishes but i guess that is what a typical tourist place thing.

    Rob B.

    We were out and about one morning in South Beach and decided a Bloody Mary sounded good at the time. So we strolled up the street while trying to decide on where to go, but we ended up letting one of the tourist trappers of Ocean Drive plead for us to come in. I must say, It's nothing great and the service isn't either and the drinks were decent at best. After having a couple drinks, some good discussion and enjoying the views we decided to depart due to waiting too long in between drinks due to our waiter just not being up to par. I cashed out and headed somewhere else.

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    Be aware! They will charge erroneous amounts and then charge a gratuity at over 20% oh because it's in the fine print on the menu...I am truly and utterly disgusted with this sham of a business. Never will I ever come here if I come back to Miami. RUN from this business and their salty food!

    My food. Looks better than it was.
    Keri R.

    We were stopped out front by a manager who offered free drinks plus 30% off our bill if we ate there. Most restaurants on this street throw out deals in this way to entice you to dine in their establishment. We decided we liked this offer. We opted out of an appetizer and went straight for the drinks and meals. I don't remember the name of my drink but it was supposed to be a tropical punch like drink with alcohol. Let me say that I know for most people the stronger the drink the better... I'm not that way. Of course, I expect to be able to detect the alcohol in my drinks but I also enjoy a fresh fruity flavor but this was like drinking pure vodka. I couldn't even! My husband had a large crown and coke which he did enjoy. For the meal, my hubby went simple with a flatbread pizza. I went for Red Snapper accompanied with seafood risotto. His came out hot and melty. Mine wasn't even warm. His was flavorful with perfect crust. Mine was flavorless and bland. The squid and octopus was very very chewy. I was disappointed! Our server was friendly and attentive. She was also kind enough to complete remove my entree from our ticket.

    Nino C.

    The food was good and also very good l service. g amazing service from Alejandro. I do recommend the place.

    Alex S.

    It was my first time in South beach ! There are a lot of restaurants located at Ocean Drive:) We loved our server Miguel from Cuba! He was really kind and attentive:) We ordered guacamole as an appetizer and it wasn't good , but their linguini was amazing! Also I loved their choice of drinks and choice of sizes for every drink!!! Will definitely stop by when I'll be in Miami again!!!!

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    Jasmine T.

    We were stopped while walking down the street by the host. Since we were looking to drink anyway we gave it a try. They offered us 2 for 1 on the drinks and 30% off food. The drinks were good and actually pretty strong. They were large and the pricing was typical for the style of restaurant. We ordered the shrimp fettuccine and it was very delicious. The pasta seemed fresh and homemade. We had a great experience overall but they lost one star because it's not fun to get bombarded and pressured into trying a restaurant while walking down South Beach.

    Doris M.

    Full of cockroaches Last night my mom and I went to dinner. We sat outside and ordered a delicious Caipirinha and ceviche. We then ordered a paella and while we waited for dinner, a huge flying cockroach. Then, the waitress moved the menu basket and around 10 flying cockroaches ran out of it and started flying everywhere. One crawled up my moms shirt, one on my foot. One was on the waiters shirt. It was so crazy. We canceled our paella order and my mom didn't even get to drink half her drink but they still charged us for everything FULL PRICE. AND, I got roach bite on my arm.

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    Anália is the best server in Miami, hands down!! So incredibly friendly! Love this place and would recommend to anyone

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    Breakfast was awesome. complimentary mamosa or coffee. Amazing hospitality great prices highly recommend this location. Thank you

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    I don't know why this restaurant had only three stars! The food was really good and delicious, service was sweet and welcoming 10/5

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    Perfect place just in front of the beach . Food was delicious and everybody was super nice .... #mimosas

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    Horrible. Every single item or experience is an extra fee or heavily monitored, effectively killing…read moreany relaxing vibe you might want for the high, "luxury" price you pay. This is a tourist trap extraordinaire. It made me feel like I was paying to be in a place trying to extract from me, not serve me. And yes, I did complain twice to the front staff about these issues - to stony faces and lame excuses that were canned and code for "we don't care." The resort fee is $60/day (which is not made clear on Orbitz, where I booked it), yet when I went in February the pool and all outdoor facilities - which is what the resort fee pays for - closed at 6pm. We were told it closes at "sundown," even though they clearly have outdoor lights for the whole outside facility. Want to swim in the evening or night? Nope. All those pictures with the pool lit up? Not for you. And if you dare to be in the pool at 6:01, there were six staff for every one guest to tell you to get out. Seriously, we got warnings to get out at 10min to 6, 5min to 6, and at 6:00. Why every five minutes? Because a group of staff members were hovering over us, watching and waiting for the moment to kick us out. Very relaxing. You have to wear an armband everywhere you go. Staff are at every door as you go in or out - hotel to pool or pool to beach - monitoring you to produce it. Very relaxing. There is no coffee in the room, forcing you to travel across the whole huge facility (3 towers connected by long walks) to their coffee shop to pay $10 for a cup of coffee each morning. You could walk all the way back to your room, or - like me - you can try to drink it by the pool. But NO! You can't sit by the pool. Those seats and lounges require you to pay a fee, even in February when there was NO ONE there. If you don't want to pay, you can find a free lounge on the outer fringes. And if you try to sit without paying, there are staff to tell you to move immediately. Hovering, as usual. To get a lounge on the beach - in February, low season - we had to get in line to sign up for a chair and then get in a second line of 20-30 people and wait in the hot sun for an available, assigned chair and a staff person to take us there. Grab a chair and relax? Nope. It's a monitored system. When we checked out, the staff told us there were too many rooms to provide a coffee maker in each one. I guess their policy is to assume their guests are stupid.

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