Fun place! This dessert bar on the lower East side is a vibe. I love the artwork and energy when you walk in. It's a fun experience with unique cookies, cupcakes, and waffles. It's 18+ to enter. We had "Bite Me (Tan Boob, Cheesecake Mousse Cake) OMG! This cupcake was moist with epic strawberry filling was tasty. We also got the (Slutty Cinnamon Vanilla Penis Waffle with Cinnamon Sauce. It was delicious and highly recommended. It's hard not to like this place because it's incredibly unique. Dessert ranges from $4-10. I love supporting black-owned businesses. The worker at checkout provided great customer service and was attentive. Overall cool spot to bring friends if you're looking for some yummy dessert. Fun vibes! read more

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Omg the vibe here is perfect for a bachelorette party, which was most of the clientele on a Saturday night. My friend and I were torn between another drink and a sweet treat, and saw this place offered both! We got the strawberry waffle and Pina Colada drinks. The cups were hilarious, def drink out of the spout ;) Definitely not a place to meet your parents or for kids, but a super fun stop on a girls night out! There's also a DJ on the weekends. read more

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What a vibe! Who doesn't love great music, sex and some sweet treats? I went to Kinky's with a group of friends to see what it was all about. When you walk in there is a DJ to the right playing the best music. I immediately started dance and didn't stop until I left. The tables and chairs against the wall were wrapped in nude photos and old magazine clippings. It was so funny to see the ads from back in the day. They have a ton of sweet treats that you can choice from... All depends on what you fancy that night *wink wink*. My friend ordered a drink that came in a boob and the straw went through the nipple.. so funny! The services was great, especially the bartender! Overall, I liked the energy there and atmosphere they've created. read more

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I can't lie I had low expectations for this place I thought the designs were fun on a nasty cookie but I was WRONG. The sugar cookie fruity pebbles is great. You can actually taste the fruity pebbles in every bite. The vagina was vanilla that was also good the icing was tasty. The red velvet wasn't tasty read more

Kinky’s Dessert Bar - Desserts Near Me - New York, New York

Service: 3.5/5 Food: 3/5 Ambiance: loud, lively Fun space! Open Mic informal karaoke with a DJ on a Tuesday night. Limited seating but plenty of standing room. What I Ordered: - Beg For More cupcake: cake part was a little too sticky, not too sweet read more

Kinky’s Dessert Bar - Beg For More cupcake, Talk Dirty to Me cupcake, Slutty Cinnamon waffle - Desserts Near Me - New York, New York

Some friends of mine went to this bakery and bought me back a cupcake. It was ok. The cake part lacked flavor as well as the fondant. The only thing that saved it was the cream part. Definitely had some nice chocolate flavor and was delicious. Can't say I'd ever come here if I wanted a sweet treat. I can 100% find something with better taste at an actual bakery. This one is more for the aesthetic. read more

Kinky’s Dessert Bar - Neapolitan mousse cake - Desserts Near Me - New York, New York

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I just came here to look inside and they didn't have many options in the dessert section. They're mostly focused on cocktails which I wasn't in the mood for at that time. I give it stars for being original. The entire store was definitely kinky with pictures of naked girls when you enter and the atmosphere of the place. read more

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This was a fun place to stop. I cannot post pictures of the baked goods or the store itself. Everything is adult in nature. So, the ambiance is fun. There was a DJ playing music, and the people were friendly. The baked goods are a 3. It's possible the waffle might be better if I didn't take it "to go". However, it wasn't very good. The redvelvet cupcake was also just okay. I saw the employee smell the frosting, and he was correct it was marginal. My sugar cookie with fruity pebbles is pretty good. The flavors are good, and the cookie itself was firm yet chewy. Overall, the baked items were a 3 for me, the store and atmosphere pulled me to a 4. So have fun, grab an adult themed treat and enjoy. read more

Kinky’s Dessert Bar - Desserts Near Me - New York, New York

This is a fun place to hang out, grab a cider, and enjoy some sweets if you are in the area. Once you enter the store, you'll notice adult-theme decor and images. We were given an adult theme card game while enjoying our sweets. We got the mousse cake, which had a thick chocolate shell with some overly sweet fillings. The waffle was not bad, but I wished it came with whipped cream or something. Squirting the syrup from a penis-shaped syringe was fun. read more

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I've come across this place so many times & finally gave it a try after literally just running into it! First Impressions? Well hello there! I mean this place is such a gimmick its cute tho plenty to see, inspect & just simply giggle at. I tried the Dicky Strawberry waffle, strawberry syrup not bad nice & warm not crazy sweet I thought it be way sweater. Overall definitely a total photo opt, fun to just hang killing time checking out pics & the rooms, service was a bit slow seemed like it was just one person for All. read more

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Saturday Kinks! Super fun & chill spot. Lots of photo ops, an outlandish kinky bathroom, yummy desserts and a great variety of music playing all of my jams. My friend and I popped in on a Saturday late night. Their hours online have them closing at 12am on Saturdays. We were there well past that and people were still coming in as we were leaving. So depending on the flow of people the hours seems to vary. I had a vanilla penis waffle with banana syrup. It was sooooo good. The waffle was warm and the syrup was sweet but not too sweet. I was surprised to see they also offer cocktails. I just assumed it was desserts with non alcoholic beverages. I didn't try any of the cocktails. That'll be my reason to return! read more

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After eating at 7th Street Burger down the block, me and my sister decided we wanted dessert and why not give this place a try? There was only one person working and he attended to us and brought us our cookies at their upstair seating which was very nice. The place it's self is aesthetically pleasing and very entertaining to be at. We both at cookies but honestly not the best cookies we had. We wouldn't come back for desserts but nice cool to pop into and take some pictures read more

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It is what it is - don't expect rly good tasting desserts lol but it's more about what they have and interestingly they have card games too read more

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fun dessert bar with lively music and dj! hard to socialize because the music is pretty loud but there's room to dance! go to the bathroom and you'll find sex toys and books caged up and the lighting red. the cupcake was pretty good and the drink too. definitely something new to look at when you walk in and keep looking around! overall, i would recommend this place if you're craving something sweet but out of the ordinary too! read more

Kinky’s Dessert Bar - Desserts Near Me - New York, New York

I love the concept and I love supporting a local Black-owned business, but unfortunately the baked goods are not that exciting to eat. I came in on a Friday evening and it was pretty quiet, though the upstairs was booked for a private event so I didn't get to see the neon lights. We ordered a Sex on the Beach ($5) mousse cake shaped like a boob with a pierced nipple and a vanilla Dicky ($9) with chocolate sauce. The mousse cake was too sweet for my preference and was encased in a rock hard chocolate shell-- I bent a fork trying to cut it open. I didn't really get much of a mousse, it felt more like I was eating pineapple jam with coconut flakes. The phallic waffles don't taste that different from those at Sugarwood, but the novelty here is that you get a penis shaped syringe you can squirt your sauce on, whereas at Sugarwood you get to choose a two sauces for a dip and a drip. I'd really like to come back, but honestly I don't feel very optimistic about the rest of the menu. Visually, everything is so cheeky and fun but tastewise, I don't think the bakery is very strong in that department. Still, worth a visit for the fun vibes! read more

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Super cool spot, from the decor to the vibes of this bakery - it's a definite must check out. The cookies, waffles, and cupcakes here are uniquely decorated which makes it a fun experience for everyone. We got the chocolate, vanilla, and red velvet cupcakes to go. Now I had average expectations for this place since it's more about the novelty than taste but the cupcakes did surprise me. The fondant was soft and edible even though overwhelming at times, the frostings were delicious and creamy and most of the cupcakes were moist. Our vanilla cupcake was the worst since the cake was rock solid underneath, it might have something to do with the heavy fondant cover. The other cupcakes were good. Overall an interesting place that you should check out at least once. Obviously there's better bakeries out there in terms of taste but this one is definitely eccentric. read more

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Pretty much a sweet sex shop. It's directly across from Mr. Purple in the LES, and the doors are all pink so you definitely won't miss it. The desserts were so good. We got the penis waffles with chocolate syrup and they were so soft and moist. My friend got the vagina cupcake and loved it. The desserts range from $4-$10. Their aesthetic is so sexy, right down to their BDSM bathroom. They even have an upstairs area to sit with chairs full of porno and erotic neon lights. This place is DEFINITELY a must to visit. Don't go if you're a prude though, you're not welcomed. read more

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I just would like to say woooooooow Wow! Wow! Wow! These desserts are so XXX-rated. I hope my social media accounts don't get shut down. I had to pop out to Kinkys Dessert Bar to support not only just a small business but a black owned one because black representation is so important, and black owned businesses matter. It's wiiiilllldddd in here, and I absolutely love it! I'm all for body and sex positivity, and nothing screams sex like these kinky desserts. They left nothing to the imagination. They sell Waffles, cookies, and cupcakes with naughty names and imagery, but most importantly, they taste really good. They also have vegan options but no gluten-free at the moment. They currently don't sell any alcohol or beverages, but they plan on incorporating it sometime in the spring. The bathroom screams S&M and is so naughty. So is the seating area upstairs. The table and chairs are awesome. I felt like I was on the set of a porno lol. The line was almost wrapped around the block, so if you do go, get there early. The staff was super awesome, attentive, friendly, and patient. I would have been overwhelmed with the number of people placing orders, but they did a phenomenal job. Don't just walk, run to try these kinky desserts! Ig:@Soooomuchfun read more

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There on a Thursday - right at 5pm and later at 520 and it never open. Gates still down and locked with no sign on the door. Was really disappointed to see that it wasnt opened. read more

The John's Juice team just opened another hit, this one their first brick and mortar shop, and not quite as family friendly as their other concepts. Aside from the explicit photos everywhere that might get your Instagram and TikTok content taken down, all of the baked goods are also sexual in nature, making for a fun time that people are already lining up for to take photos with. The crowds are due in part to the huge TikTok following of August, one of the owners whose home cooking account blew up during the pandemic. All that aside, the baked goods are delicious, from the waffles to the cupcakes to the cookies, so definitely stop by to try something, and maybe don't go to the upstairs seating area in the back if you're easily offended by nudity. read more

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This place was super cute!! It's adults only, and they do check Id at the door. I really enjoyed my experience here, and it's something that is out of the box, and the dessert was bomb! I didn't take all pictures but the ones i did take are below. The waffle was so good. I ordered the apple cinnamon and the vanilla cream filled penis waffles lol. I also ordered a strawberry cupcake which was good. The icing was a bit sweet, and the cake wasn't. So it was a good play on each other. If you haven't been, go! It more than likely will be a line. But it moves quick. Also, the customer service was bomb! See pics below read more

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Honestly, the perfect place for a bachelorette stop! Has music, good vibes, affordable and strong drinks for NYC, themed cocktail names, and a ton of sex shaped props. We didn't get a desert but those were also on theme. Tons of photo ops for the bach party. Service was great and they gave my friend (the bride) a free shot as congratulations, which was really sweet. read more

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Super chill bar with good music and cheap drinks! The waffle wasn't that good but loved the fun concept. Great pre game spot before a night out more so than a sit down kinda place for dessert. read more

Kinky’s Dessert Bar - Desserts Near Me - New York, New York

I love this place. Neon lights, door decor, wall decor, posters, seats. Music, very sexi hehe. Waffle was nice and filling was sweet. Batter is pancakes but shape is waffle. read more

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Got desserts from here for a bachelorette party! We ordered and paid for 2 waffles and 4 cupcakes, but they only gave us 2 waffles and 2 cupcakes. While it was fun to look at and try these desserts for the hype, the taste and texture of the desserts were just ok. The desserts were not soft, but tasted rather dry and crumbly like some others have mentioned. The icing on top and creme filling helped only a little bit with the dryness. Overall, I wouldn't buy their desserts for their taste, but I think their desserts are pretty creative, so I would only buy them again for the visual amusement. read more

Kinky’s Dessert Bar - Two waffles and two cupcakes - Desserts Near Me - New York, New York

My boyfriend and I stumbled across Kinky's after leaving Mr. Purple. We were intrigued when we saw a bouncer outside checking ID's as we've never seen that outside a dessert bar before. When we got inside, we were super surprised! The interior is awesome with all the sexy, fun decorations of photos, paintings, cartoons, graphics, etc. that exemplified what the bakery was all about - sex and dessert. There was a line that moved quickly! Everyone was taking photos of the wall decorations as well as the sweet (sexy) desserts! Kinky's dessert bar offers a great energy and vibe! The staff is extremely welcoming and gave delicious suggestions when we inquired about the best treats to buy. Also, if anyone wants a fun photo-op, come no further then Kinky's! The store itself as well as the desserts offer you just that! The baked goods literally look like a piece of art. I felt bad eating my dessert because it was so beautifully done! We ordered the "Lick Me" oatmeal raisin cookie and the "I Like It Rough" red velvet cupcake topped with cream cheese frosting ...both were yum! P.S. Kinky's offers cookies, cupcakes and waffles that are VEGAN friendly! read more

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Definitely a somewhat kitschy and unusual experience but fun to go to once! Husband and I came at the end of our date night and it was just a fun quick stop. They reallyyyy rolled with the theme - from the names of all the desserts to the photos on the wall, the magazine lined bench, the kinky/BDSM bathroom and then risque signs, everywhere you turned was "kink-inspired". What we ordered: - Eat Me cookie (sugar cookie infused with fruity pebbles) - it was a little hard (and the frosting totally came off in one piece haha) so we toasted it up when we got home. Was pretty good heated but nothing amazing - I Like it Rough (Red Velvet) cupcake - good, not on my top charts for red velvet cupcakes but still pretty good - Spank Me (Strawberry) - too much frosting so we actually took it off and put it on the cookie. Very good though - Slutty Cinnamon Waffle (Dicky) - this was definitely our favorite! The cashier reccomended it and I'm so glad he did! This is the only thing we'd come back for. read more

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In all honesty the food isn't the best ever (it has a lot of fondant) but I feel like you're paying more for the experience. It was fun to let loose with my friends and indulge in something like this. Provocative lighting and laughter added to the experience, and staff was kind despite being so busy. read more

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I am not a huge fan of desserts but this place has been talked about a lot and I was interested in trying. The name and the theme of the dessert bar definitely fit each other very well. I don't have much to say about this place. Although the waffle, cookies, and cupcakes were good they were pretty mediocre to me and I most likely won't attend this place again. However, if I had a friend in town I would definitely show them unique spots like this. It had a very great vibe to sit and chill upstairs although seating was limited. read more

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Fun place! Party vibe. I picked up a penis shaped waffle with chocolate filling it was good. read more

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After a brunch of fun, we we're craving something sweet. The desserts were tasty, waffles are my favorite. The penis syringe is funny and the filling is super tasty like a dulce de leche. The location was fun to visit and they stick to the theme in the setting. This is a nice new addition to LES read more

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Definitely gets 5 stars from me!!! From the moment you enter the shop, you are ambushed by the sweet aroma of baked goods! PLEASE BEWARE THIS IS FOR ADULTS!!! There is a sign outside that says no one under age 18 allowed.. why? Because the decor is explicit. Posters of exotic poses, nudes galore. It's colorfully decorated and the music was nostalgia!! I ordered a build your own waffle strawberry flavored with maple syrup ! The syringe was truly a highlight and the best part you get to keep it as a souvenir! It's penis shaped! The dessert was delicious and it's reasonably priced. I paid using apple wallet and had no issues! We dined in which was standing room only when we went. We got lucky as there was no line!!! Highly recommend. Walking distance from the F train read more

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Overall rating: 3.2 I'm officially convinced this is a IG/ TikTok pop-up that decided to become an actual store with no upkeep. I came here on a Wednesday around 6:30pm. I love, love, love desserts so was excited to try it out. It's very clear this is an Instagram store as I watched people take pictures of their provocative desserts. I'm all for an Instagram store, cue the rose mansion. However, these desserts just aren't good. I believe I got the Fuck Me cookie with fruit pebbles. It was hard & nearly impossible to chew. I would be surprised if it was baked that morning, likely the previous day. It detached easily from the sugar portion which I actually liked because there's no way I'd eat it & not get diabetes. There was some softness at the core, core & that part of the cookie was good. Pretty disappointed tbh & poor use of space. Don't think it's worth the $5 price tag. read more

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This place is so fun! It's in a perfect location too. It's everything you would expect it to be, and the pastries are actually pretty tasty! It's not just all for the aesthetic. I was thinking when we went in that it might just be for the aesthetic and the pastures wouldn't have that much flavor but it was good! We bought one of the chocolate boobies. I can't remember which one it was, might have been Neapolitan flavor or something? The bakery itself was very fun and colorful and the guy working at the front was very nice. He was very patient with us asking 1000 questions about all the different flavors etc. We were there for my birthday, we had just a wandered past on our way to Mr. Purple and it was the perfect afternoon stop off for an entertaining sweets! read more

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Delightful and daring, this place has such a unique and well-manicured presence. It's hard to describe... as if willy wonka had a wild night with a radical feminist baker... and they watched kinky 70's pulp porn to get in the mood??? Lol. The place has upstairs seating which is not easily accessible for those with mobility needs but there is a wide open standing bar on the first floor. And the entrance has one step from the street. The bathroom is gender neutral and very kink positive! Is there ever was the perfect time to talk about kinksters and say "don't yuck my yum!" ...this would be it. Ha! We ordered 3 waffles and two cupcakes. No gluten free options but maybe they'll do that as they grow their business? The vegan waffle and vegan cupcake were equally delicious as compared to their non-vegan counterparts. There is REAL maple syrup, y'all. Sadly they didn't have the new cock-tail tonight so we had Angry Orchard rose cider which was a decent compliment to our sexy sweet tooth. The upstairs seating area is a whole vibe. Those neon signs are truly a work of art. Every part of this bakery is an e x p e r i e n c e. And it shows with so much attention to detail... from the cream-filled penis syrup syringes to the authentic vagina waffles and the diverse skin tones of the edible body parts to the inspiring hella gaaaay artwork and shocking porn collaged furniture... Kiny's is a love child of someone who had a unique vision and a niche business and found away to bring in sexy success. A store like this really reminds me of the beauty of NYC. read more

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Come show your skills lol, enjoy a cupcake or a waffle of your type. Cute dessert bar in the LES located near drinking bars if kink isn't your thang. I had a chocolate dicky with strawberry syrup and to go I had a kiss me oatmeal cookie and a vanilla vagina cupcake. My dicky was a little dry due to my syrup running out quick and the cookie was thick & sweet. Haven't had the cupcake but I hear good things about it. Wall, bar, bathroom and entrance is all deck out in interesting media worthy pictures. read more

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First of all the name should tell you everything, it's only for 18 and older crowd, not a space for children. Kinky s has been on my list of things to do since last spring but never got around to it. It's the perfect spot for friends night out, they have an assortment of desserts with different flavors from cookies, cupcakes, waffle anatomy and cakes in various sizes. If you're not getting a dessert you can always grab a drink while enjoying the art and the music. The space overall is a vibe, the ambiance, the theme throughout the spot. The bathroom decor is dedicated to BDSM, there's walls where you can take your selfies or group pictures, the employees were super great and friendly. It was a great first time I'll be back with friends. read more

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Fun atmosphere-- you definitely come here for the theme. I only tried the double chocolate "Taste Me" cookie ($4). The icing was too sweet for me but I liked the decor and the cookie itself was good. Their restroom is BDSM-themed and they have a small seating area upstairs lit with some cool neon lights. read more

Not Safe for Work. DO NOT OPEN around kids or people with pacemakers. [Blushes demurely] uhm.... well the cake tasted like cake. But what really gets you going is 5he titillating surroundings along with the witty tongue in cheek service. Did I take photos? Ha! I was a mad woman on steroids in my thumb and I took it all. But really you should go because...this ain't your Mama's cupcake (or at least only your dad and depending on who you ask the milkman) so yes.... go. read more

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I tried really, really, reaaally hard to like Kinky's but all of the hype lies in the novelty of this place. If you're looking for desserts that taste good, keep searching - you're not missing out. If you're looking for cheeky desserts that look better than they taste and a spot to admire fun, erotic decor, this is the place for you. There's a small selection of cookies, cupcakes, and waffles that you can order. For the waffles, you can further customize your option by choosing to have a "dicky" or "vajayjay" (v cute). They have all of their menu items on display so you can see how each will be presented and decorated. I came here with a friend and we ordered the cupcakes (spank me strawberry and I like it rough red velvet) and the waffles (talk dirty to me strawberry and beg for more banana). All it took was one bite of both cupcakes to see that they paid more attention to the aesthetics of the cupcakes than the flavor. Both were dry, crumbly, and bland. The frosting for the strawberry cupcake had a distinctly off putting artificial strawberry flavor that was so overwhelming that I couldn't take another bite. The red velvet did not taste anything like what a red velvet cupcake typically tastes like - it honestly tasted like someone had baked this batch without using any measurements. The waffles were the better option, but not by much. Unsure if we caught them on a bad day but was definitely disappointed. As a side note, the only seating they have is a long bench on the main floor and a couple of seats upstairs (~10?). And if there's a lot of people inside, it will get very hot and stuffy. Definitely stop by for the art - not so much for the food. read more

Kinky’s Dessert Bar - Spank Me cupcake - Desserts Near Me - New York, New York

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