One of my favorite secret spots in the Woodlands. This is not some big giant restaurant it's a tiny cafe with some outdoor seating and few bistro tables inside. The Chorizo and chilaquiles breakfast is delicious and the iced Latte's are my favorite. Service is super exceptional! Lots of great Mexican entrees to choose from. Perfect for a late or early breakfast. You're welcome. read more

Deliciosas las enchiladas de moleeeee! El pan rico, e igualmente los omelettes. Buen desayuno con papas y chorizo verano.

I was really looking forward to eating here, but the experience was extremely disappointing. We were seated and waited 45 minutes without ever being attended to. Meanwhile, multiple tables that arrived after us were greeted, served, and even received their food while our table was completely ignored, we weren't even offered drinks or acknowledged. Completely unacceptable service. read more

Why 4 stars? Because I loved the European vibes. --- --- --- This is one of the most European restaurants I've been to since my visit to Europe, 6 years ago. The vibe, the menu, and even the plates/cups/utensils. I'm pretty sure I entered some kind of portal in the Woodlands that teleported me across the Atlantic. How I ended up here is: we have taken our son to the Play Museum next door many times and recently noticed Simona's had opened. I bookmarked it, but kind of forgot about it. Fast forward to a morning a couple of months later where I got done playing basketball and was experiencing a shocking level of hunger. Like, I was going to need medical attention if I didn't consume a lot of food, very quickly. I opened up my bookmarks and Simona's was the closest spot to me at only 6 minutes away. Done! I ordered a very odd combination of things, but when you're that hungry, nothing makes sense: Protein Shake: 3-stars. This was fine, but not something I'd order again. I just really needed protein. Ribeye Sandwich: 4-stars. I didn't love that jalapenos were in this, despite them not being listed on the menu. That was a surprise, found out too late. But otherwise, this mostly hit the spot for me. Berries and Sweet Cream: 4.5 stars. Not too sweet, but perfectly satisfying. Hey, did I mention that this place reminds me of Europe? It certainly didn't hurt that I sat outside and the weather was postcard-perfect. Next time, we will definitely plan a visit here for the whole family post-Play Museum. read more

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Looking for a ronatic pkace today in an special date. We tried diferents places in the area, some too noises other too many people. Wuaooooooo hidindg, playing the game of look forward we got it. AMAIZING tasting. Coffeehouse place!!! Wonder!!!!!! Sandwich brochutos perfect Mushrooms empanadas with rajas The barist did a Great Job!!!!! And the kitchens congratulations keep going!!!! #fusionflavors #greatkitchenthewoodlands #coleccionamomentos A lo cabimero Que molleja e bueno esta esto!!!!! And we wanted more and more Chicken mole VERDE empanada !!!!! Irish coffee Carajillo have you ever tried?????? A perfect morning coffee for a Hater coffee wjejejeje im not a coffee lover but amd learnings about Xpresso martín criminal read more

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Went for brunch. Great service! Food was very good quality and portions were abundant. I would definitely come back again. read more

Great service . Cool vibe with great art, warm interior. Waitress did not speak English but found a good at to connect and ensure I had a great experience. This was a nice Sunday getaway. read more

Simona's is a perfect example of what a bistro should be! I wish that there were more than 5 stars to render this cute, eclectic, delicious, little fusion restaurant. If you are in the mood for a light, inexpensive, healthy brunch experience, in The Woodlands area, add Simona's Bistro to the TOP of your list. Trust me, you will NOT be disappointed!!!! *The Three Cheese Omelette (with spinach and chicken added) and Mediterranean Avocado Toast were EVERYTHING!!!! read more

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I really want to like this place, I've been 4 times. We always kept thinking maybe they had an "off" day in service but it's been consistent every time. Service is slow to non-existent. Every time we go there it's not busy, maybe 1 or two people on their computers drinking coffee. Unless you speak Spanish it's really hard to get much help here. Even when you go inside to ask for something nobody knows what you are asking for because they don't speak English. Servers take about 10 minutes to get to your table, then another 15 minutes for the bartender to make your drink. They never check in on you when you're eating. The menu prices are wrong. I ordered 1 egg (on the menu it was 2.50). The bill they gave us the egg was $4! Just a single egg, $4?! On a positive note, I love that they offer healthy light vegetarian dishes. The Hugo cocktail and Molletes with fresh pico is so good. We will probably be back if they work on the service and update menu pricing. read more

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Great cozy cafe for coffee and lunch on the patio! Will definitely be back soon! The inside is beautiful as well, a perfectly instagrammable coffee/cocktail spot. read more

This is a new family favorite! The food is fresh and beautiful! The whole family loved it! read more

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I just grabbed a espresso while I was walking by. The place is small but cute. Looks like it has an extensive menu for a small place and some nice seats outside to enjoy our beautiful spring weather. It evens appears to have some cocktails as well. Might need to come back and try it out since there were some tasty sounding items on the menu. Although prices seemed a little pricey. read more

Really cute bistro. Came for breakfast and the French Toast was delicious - a little crispy on the edges without being burnt or dry. It was a little on the pricy side ($18 I think) so prob not an all-the-time breakfast place. Service was great. read more

Simona avo toast and mimosa for $14 is the perfect amount of food and breakfast for me. Don't miss the Nutella croissant!!! It's huge!!! Buttery flaky goodness. Yum!!!! Gotta come try it out. Great play loon the music vibes too. read more

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Super cute and comfy . Small and private. Food was good, coffee was excellent. Staff was friendly read more

Super cute spot here in The Woodlands. Staff is super friendly and their Nutella Crossiants are to die for. We definitely want to come back and try some of their wine and tapas. We love the art work and the restaurants whole vibe. Definitely coming back! read more

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I found this place after doing a quick Google search, and we couldn't have been happier to have found it. The food was absolutely delicious & the drinks were everything we wanted. I celebrated my 29th morning here, and the staff were so kind and welcoming! We will definitely be back! read more

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One of the worst dining experiences I have had. I made reservations for 10 people for my daughter's birthday brunch. When I made the reservations, the associate asked me if we were celebrating anything. I told her yes a birthday. And she informed me that they charge $2.48 per slice to serve a cake if one is brought in. That completely blew my mind. I have taken birthday cakes into numerous restaurants and have NEVER been charged to have it served. I've ALWAYS sliced it and served it myself. However, we wanted to give this place a try and it was my daughter's birthday so I was willing to make this exception. Then the restaurant called 2 days prior to the reservation to confirm and informed me at that time that they also had a $24 per person food and beverage minimum since it was a large party. Mind blown once again. I've never encountered that at any other restaurant as well. But again, we wanted to give this place a try. Fast forward to the actual dining experience on New Year's Day. Our party ended up being 7 adults and one baby so they did not enforce the $24 food and beverage minimum which was much appreciated. However, the service was absolutely terrible. My daughter's boyfriend had to go up to the counter at least 4 times to ask for items we had already asked for and never received, such as sugar and creamer. And the restaurant was SUPER stingy on sugar and creamer. We were literally given 2 packs of sugar and maybe 2 ounces of creamer for a huge cup of coffee. So we had to repeatedly ask for more sugar. And it also took about 30 minutes for one guest to receive his latte. My 10 month old great nephew was the baby that joined our party with his mom and dad. He was in a perfectly happy mood, playing with a small rattle and giggling and very well behaved. An employee, actually the owner I believe, came over to the table and handed him some sort of random kid's toy and snatched the rattle out of his hand. This was completely shocking and inappropriate. I guess she thought he was making too much noise but the music in there was blaring so I don't think the rattle was distracting at all. Then we had a couple of issues with our orders and again the owner questioned our validity on what we had ordered and she was extremely rude and short with us. In summary, unless you enjoy horrible service and rude behavior from restaurant owners, I would 100% NOT recommend this place. 0 stars. Do NOT recommend. read more

My wife and I love this place. The ambiance is increíble. The drinks and the food are really good and have different options if you are looking for the healthier ones. The bartender and the servers are really nice and provide a great service. read more

I stop by Simona's almost everyday after my workout for their green juice. The owner along with all the staff are so incredibly friendly and the ambiance is lovely. Such a cute little spot with the best food, treats and drinks! read more

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Had breakfast here today. Huevos rancheros (3 eggs) were awesome. Coffee (americano) was just right. Atmosphere very nice. However, it was expensive. $36 for 3 eggs on tortillas, etc. read more

A nice and cozy place!!! I had an Italian Panini and was great. Decoration details make a difference in the experience read more

Over priced for the taste. It was ok. I ordered a plate of eggs for $16.00. Literally was like 2 eggs with some onion and tomatoes mixed in with turkey. It was two little pieces of sliced turkey from deli meat inside...!?!? What a rip off. It tasted as good as I would have made it at home, nothing better. Girlfriend had burrito and it was ok. It nothing better than ok she said. Asked for sugar and got artificial sweetener. Had to ask for refills. Staff was nice. Won't be going back. My iPhone gave this place good reviews on my map is why I tried it (honestly don't know why/how). read more

Cute breakfast spot. Food is creative and fresh. Small but impressively complete full bar that should be able to craft your favorite libations. Staff have an aloof hipster vibe but were attentive, polite, and competent. Prices are a bit high but this is a nice place to stop for a quieter, quality brunch than the other place down the block. read more

Simona's bistro is one of my favorite spots in the woodland. their service is excellent, the quality of their food is great , healthy and with flavor but more important is the friendly atmosphere they offer when I get there . they have big hearts and for that reason their service is amazing! Simona's became in one of the favorite restaurants to celebrate special occasion for me and for my family . thank you guys. keep Shining. read more

Poor customer experience all the ways. Super slow and inattentive service, poor food quality. I had shrimp tacos , my friend ordered octopus .. at least don't order these dishes - they are not good and super overpriced. The lady server offered us to go to Toasted Yolk as it's more affordable. I would not come here and would not recommend to waste your time. Next door Porta Vino is so much better. read more

Food was delicious and the flavors were so unique! Our first time here and the service was great. A little tight but the indoor and outdoor seating is perfect. Highly recommend the Chilaquiles Verdes, the sauce is so flavorful and the blueberry paste is warm and yummy! read more

I have never encountered ruder or more frighteningly unstable behavior from a human being than I did from the owner at Simonas. It's apparent there are bots or family members on here writing good reviews - smart thinking from the most disrespectful person I've ever come across. We had called ahead of time to let the staff know we'd like to reserve tables for a birthday party, and that we were bringing a cake, and we were assured on the phone that all was well. When we arrived, the owner was rude to us off the bat, and it only got worse when it became clear there was a miscommunication between the owner and her staff. The owner was livid that we hadn't rented the space out for the birthday party, which we didn't know we were supposed to do because the staff on the phone never informed us. At this point, she pulled us aside and began to berate the us for serving cake and not letting her know it was a birthday party, which of course, we had done. Instead of communicating clearly, she became belligerent and threw US out of the restaurant despite us having done nothing wrong. And in case you're still thinking about going, the food was mediocre at best. Save your money and your taste buds - there are better places right next door. Honestly, the food was the least glaring problem with Simona's. I've never been spoken to or treated so poorly before, and all over a birthday party. One star is generous. read more

This new new coffee and breakfast/lunch spot in East Shore is an absolute gem. Cozy, intimate interior with electric fireplace and fabulous light fixture oozes delightful ambiance and there are a couple outdoor tables as well. They handled our party of nine today seamlessly. All the coffee drinks at our table were superb and almost too pretty to drink. I loved the fresh interpretation of the Avo Toast with its blanket of paper-thin cucumber slices served on toasted ciabatta. Great service as well. And there is a full bar! I can't overstate how much better at everything Simona's is compared to that "other breakfast place" at the other end of this little mall. Choose Simona's. You won't be disappointed. read more

Had a wonderful lunch at Simona's Bistro. The three of us ordered sandwiches (Turkey and Fig, Roasted Veggie, and Turkey and Avocado. Each one was a big hit. The bread was delicious too. The sandwiches are quite big and we each ended up taking half home. The coffee, Americano and Cappuccino) was expertly made. It's a small, but cozy place and one I will frequent often. The service was terrific. So glad to discover this place. Highly recommend. Would like to go there for a cocktail sometime too. read more

This was our first time at Simona's Bistro, the service was amazing, food came out very quick, ingredients were very high quality, and the food was amazing. I highly recommend coming here and ordering the turkey and avocado pressed sandwich, it was amazing. read more

They have the best coffees and the best matcha I have ever had. Super cozy place with a relaxing style, 100% recommended, I will return to try their bakery, the service is amazing read more

Service is good and personal. Good food and great coffee. I used to love there torta but they took it off the menu. Steak Quesadillas are good. read more

A hidden gem in The Woodlands! Service was impeccable and the food was delicious. Best avocado toast in town and you MUST treat yourself to the Nutella croissant. read more

Great new restaurant in East Shore! The food is fantastic, service impeccable and everyone is so welcoming. They know how to make quality coffee and cocktails! Perfect outside sitting area to bring dogs. The server even brought out a cute water dish for our doodle and golden retriever. Highly recommend read more

Love this place. Food was excellent, very fresh and presented nicely. The owners greeted us personally and were super friendly. Very small inside, so pick a nice day and sit outside. read more

I have travelled all over the world and now I can say that I have experienced the worst place I have ever been !! The owner is very rude and unethical obnoxious individual with zero professionalism ! Trying to have a lunch and all she does is sit in a corner with her wine and speaking soooo loud on her phone . I give this place a big zero !!! As you enter this hole in the wall where there are only four tables and a weird smell as you walk in .... at first we were hesitant to be seated but as the owner Simona was starting to act unprofessional and kind of loud we decided we cannot put up with such a low class environment !!! Real low class !!! Food was over priced and not good at all . We will sure share our opinion and experience to all our friends !!!! Walk a few feet from that low class hole in the wall and enjoy a so much nicer experience with the other restaurants on that same strip . That is exactly what we did . Do not let fake reviews that were written by the owner's family or friends fool you !!! read more

Great service, food, decor. I love that it's local and not a franchise style restaurant. It's small, quaint and lovely! Great iced matcha lattes, I love the Mediterranean avocado toast with one extra poached egg! Will continue to support this great new spot!! read more