One of my favorite places to eat in DC! I love the brunch menu, the drinks, and the wings are my favorite. My best time to go is brunch, but I do love happy hour as well. I don't live in the city anymore but every visit is a welcome when I come here. read more

The Coupe - Coffee and cookies, a classic - Diners Near Me - Washington, DC, District of Columbia

Another place that was plagued by not-so-great reviews. It deserved better! The spacious restaurant was in a great location on 11 st, really nice venue with an interesting layout on one wing was the dining area and the other was a casual lounge/bar. The focal area as you walked in was the coffee area where the baristas were busy with making aromatic coffees to the slight right a comfortable seating area for people who want to relax or read a book. We arrived slightly earlier than our brunch buddies. I put our name down on the list it was a reasonable wait about 15-20 min. So when our friends arrived we seated shortly after. Unfortunately the trend of not having reservation can lead to a long wait but we went early to avoid there. Our server was wonderful she was attentive and jovial she attempted to four glasses of water in her hand subsequently carrying lots of items at one go to our table. I ordered an orange juice and lavender camomile tea that came in a stacked tea pot/cup the tea leaves was placed in an open infuser. Recently I had my bf's delicious gravlax so I was really in the mood to have the egg benedict with basil gravlax it came with a nice crunchy hash brown and I asked for an additional bowl of fruits. The guys had cappuccinos that came with a few animal crackers we were all having fun with munching on the animal crackers so my friend asked if we could more the server came back with a saucer plate full of it. How sweet. It's a great place for brunch!! read more

Get the Coupe Fries. Once you taste these fries, which are coated in juicy, hearty, "short rib debris" of heaven and its own gravy, you'll be back fiendishly begging for more. The crowd? It's pretty eclectic. Come as you are and enjoy. read more

The Coupe - Coupe Fries - Diners Near Me - Washington, DC, District of Columbia

THEY ARE CLOSED! Update your information! And change your voice message. It literally says you are open!

This place is super popular/crowded for what reason, I'm not entirely sure. I believe it is open 24 hours and it's remarkably more upscale hip than IHOP and Denny's. But man, this is probably the old lady in me speaking, it's hella loud and crowded. And the vegan french toast was disappointing. We got into town a bit late and The Coupe was a brief walk away. Made sense at the time. Naturally there was a bit of wait, so we moseyed on over to the bar area and ordered some adult beverages (not super cheap, but definitely not the priciest in D.C.). My cranberry vodka was quite weak sauce! But the one that followed during dinner was barely tinted pink, so that partially made up for it. I mean it is a little bit adorable and I could envision it being a place that I would like to congregate at with a few friends, but it was just so very cramped, dark, and noisy. After a moderately extended wait, we were seated on the bar side. Despite it being ridiculously crowded, our server was tip top throughout our meal, regularly checking on us and whatnot. However, as I mentioned previously, the the vegan french toast was quite subpar. It consisted of a three generous cut crusty baguette slices dusted with powder sugar, cinnamon, and some sort of apple sauce? You would think with such a heavy concentration of um, hipstery patrons, there would be a little more effort dedicated to the vegan french toast, but nope! I did notice a few other menu items classified as "vegan," but man, what a bummer about the french toast. I think my two companions were satisfied with their selections and the side of ratatouille. Also worth mentioning, the portions are pretty much one portion - which is fine by me. Not the usual late night portions, in case you're intoxicated and REALLY hungry (I've been there man, more than times that I would like to admit). read more

The Coupe - Vegan French toast - Diners Near Me - Washington, DC, District of Columbia

Above-average food and pretty good customer service. Easygoing vibe inside and out. I do like the ambiance, but it's too rich for my blood. Breakfast for my son and I came to $39 (without a tip). We got fairly standard breakfast fare; our plates were not brimming with food. My order did not come with any bread whatsoever (meaning that it was not an oversight by our waiter). And no free coffee refills. I gotta say, that one really took me by surprise. Maybe there is some kind of change in the restaurant world here in the DMV, but it's the very first time I have ever been denied a free refill of coffee for breakfast at a sit-down establishment ANYWHERE. I've been going out to eat for a considerable number of years in DC--still shaking my head in disbelief. Perhaps The Coupe could consider a small "warm-up", if requested. Lovely space however not affordable for our family. read more

I had been to the Coupe maybe a few weeks after it opened on a Friday night. Service was maddeningly slow, but I wasn't ready to write it off just yet. The mint tea was good and cheap, and the griddled banana cake was about what I'd expect from a slice of banana bread warmed on a griddle. Those two items were one of the few combinations I could get under $10; many items of menu were and still are overpriced. But I loved the space, at least on the right side of the restaurant with the small coffee area with a few couches, two-person tables by the floor to ceiling window, and a bar area. I wanted to give the Coupe another chance before I passed judgment; and especially so after reading the owner's open letter on Prince of Petworth. Especially evocative was his statement that we, the customers, didn't have to tell the management about our disappointment; they could see it on our faces as we walked out. True, that. I thought it was a nice sentiment that they were taking criticism seriously and planned to take action. At least, I thought they took action. it is clearly too soon. Now, the barbeque shrimp my friend had, a small plate selection on the menu despite maybe around $9, was perfectly fine, so he said. The corn and andouille fritter was a nice touch. I had my mint tea, a dependable stand-by. But the white bean hummus was an atrocity. I literally had one bite of it and decided I couldn't take anymore. I've never had that experience in a restaurant before, where I just couldn't even look at it. It was a big serving in a cute glass pot too. But even if I liked the hummus, there was no point in serving me that big of a portion when the vegetables and bread served with it were so meager. Service was coolly indifferent and just as slow as I remembered. I can only give the Couple one star because I know I will never visit again, I can never recommend this place to anyone I like and, well, I had a really, really unfortunate hummus appetizer. read more

The Coupe - White bean hummus - Diners Near Me - Washington, DC, District of Columbia

This is my first Yelp review and the only reason I felt inclined to do so was because I was so surprised to see the low rating The Coupe has from previous customers. I went there this past Sunday for brunch with a friend and could not be happier with my experience there. The atmosphere was really welcoming, one of those places you can tell have a lot of regulars. My friend had suggested The Coupe after reading it on the blog, "Bitches Who Brunch" (I hope my reference to this blog doesn't change your perception of my review). Anyways, we were seated the minute we walked in with no trouble at all. After fighting over which one of us could order the Gravalax Benedict, the waitress suggested I get Grits and Grillades which I happily agreed to. It was delicious, tender as can be. My friend loved her benedict as well. After, we shared an almond croissant and apple strudel, both warmed to perfection. Not to mention that our coffee and hot chocolate were perfect temperature as well. By the time we left, the line was out the door with bright-eyed young adults and families alike. Bottom line, I was happy with the quick service and the good eats. Definitely coming back. Hope others will do the same, although I don't want it becoming to popular 'cause then I might have to wait for a table next time! read more

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A really great lunch, brunch and coffee place. They have lots of space to spread out, as well as different types of seating. Very accessible. Good mix of types of dishes, and vegetarian friendly. The staff are very attentive and go out of their way to both make sure you're well served, and left to your own. read more

I want to like The Coupe. DC needs more places that have breakfast (not brunch), and more places that are open late. But I just can't get behind it. After going there, I can't decide if I'd rather just have a bowl of frosted mini wheats and watch Good Morning America. At least the mini wheats are free. Our server took forever to arrive, and I can understand that if it's a busy place. But it wasn't. He brought us our diet cokes and then disappeared for awhile. Diet cokes empty, no server. He comes back and takes our order. I get bagel and lox, my husband get the pancakes and a side of sausage. A while later, food comes. I get my breakfast and the pancakes arrive, no sausage. We asked for sausage again. No sausage. Now, bagels and lox are an art form. The items should go in a specific order. If nothing else, capers go on cream cheese, with salmon on top. This keeps little round pickled berries from sliding off the bagel. They missed that memo, but so do a lot of restaurants--I'll cut them some slack on that. But there was basically no cream cheese on my bagel. Someone in the back had waved cream cheese over it, hoping that the aura of cream cheese coated the bagel. Whoa, tiger--that's what makes it worthwhile. And it was just...meh. He brings me some more but it's just not the same. Still no sausage. Empty diet cokes. My husband finishes his breakfast just as the sausage arrives. And then we see our server leave the restaurant. Bye bye, server. Turned out to be good for us, as the woman who took over our table was actually attentive. Refilled diet cokes, and finally brings us the check. How has it taken us more than an hour to eat breakfast? The sausage is on the bill but we asked her to take it off and she does so. It's not that the food is terrible. It's just that I'd rather save my money and eat my mini wheats as opposed to eating something that's just okay and having it take a long time and be pricey. read more

The Coupe - Don't let it's beauty fool you--it doesn't taste as good as it looks. - Diners Near Me - Washington, DC, District of Columbia

The coupe doesn't have the best food. However, I love the atmosphere. You can go to meet friends, you can go to do some work and have a drink or coffee. The best menu on the item that I have had and is very good is the omelet with tomatoes and goat cheese. My coworker enjoys the pancakes. Cute atmosphere and good for work and drinks (alcoholic or not). read more

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The food is okay, the staff is just not welcoming and the wait for anything is way to long. Most likely won't be giving this establishment any more of money read more

I've been coming here for years and I can't recall a bad experience. My go to is usually the sriracha wings and Brussel sprouts; switched it up today and got some crab fried rice. It was really tasty, just a little dry. I really like The Coupe. They have great food, serve great drinks, and have a good atmosphere. read more

The Coupe - Crab Fried Rice - Diners Near Me - Washington, DC, District of Columbia

naiya was amazing! friendly service and excellent attention to detail! keep her! the pancakes are thick but delicious. just extra syrup next time read more

The Coupe used to be open for 24 hours but recently transitioned back to regular open to close times. Not that I ever really came for late night food but having somewhere in DC with that option was a luxury! I love The Coupe because it's really one of the only places in Columbia Heights where I feel like I can come for hours and get work done. The only thing I really despise is that most of the booths and tables here don't have any plugs. When I do come for food (which is most of the time) I get the California or Coupe burger and finish the meal with a chaipuccino. Their desserts are really great too! When it was colder they had these apple cinnamon doughnuts on the menu that were a little taste of heaven. And recently, I had the banana beignets, which were also good but could've been a little moister and sweeter. If you're in the Columbia Heights area, check it out! And if you're in Adams Morgan you should also check out Tryst, the owner's sister restaurant, which also serves chaipuccinos, delicious desserts, and great food! read more

The Coupe - Coupe burger. So delicious. I think it's the fried onions that make it! - Diners Near Me - Washington, DC, District of Columbia

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I want to start by saying that I do not recommend the "green machine" smoothie. The taste isn't that bad but it was warm and chunky which is definitely not what you would expect or want from a smoothie. I got the tofu tostada and it was pretty good and my husband really liked the burrito he got! Our food came out fast and was hot which was great! Didn't love the vibe on the inside and the service wasn't very friendly which was a shame (our server was great though! I don't remember his name but he was tall! The other staff members we pretty aloof). Food was hot, quick, and relatively good. That smoothie was honestly disgusting though. I don't think I would ever go back. Maybe it was just an off day in the smoothie and service department-- I hope others have a better experience than we had! read more

Tucked off on the corner of 11th & Monroe, this was for sure a hidden treasure for us. The staff is efficient and the food is quickly served to your table after ordering. The atmosphere inside is rustic & modern decorated with chalk boards and booth style seating tables. Long rectangular windows for each booth that are perfect for catching a glimpse of the neighborhood while enjoying a nice meal. The bar are is separate from the dining area so parents, go ahead and bring the kid for a nice family dinner. Our food was flavorful and easily customizable to our diet needs/restrictions. This is definitely a place I would like to try again! read more

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One of my favorite places when I visited DC over my spring break. This cute cafe/bar hybrid was the perfect place to have Easter brunch. My husband and I were seated at one of the high tops in the bar section but they have tons of seating in other locations - maybe even outside when the weather is nice. The couches in the front look like a good place to unwind and have a coffee with a friend. The way this place serves coffee is SO CUTE! Both our coffees came with a few animal crackers which I thought was an excellent touch. I had ordered the special that came with pancakes, eggs, a hashbrown, and a meat. I actually was able to sub the meal for fruit since I'm vegetarian which I really appreciated. There was nothing too special about my meal. My husband on the other hand ordered a hashbrown bowl that was awesome! It has jalapenos and was cheesy and delicious. I found myself jealous of his meal! This place was definitely a highlight for me and I would recommend it to anyone visiting in the area. read more

Neighborhood quaint comfy casual yet quality. Very professional staff and oh the food is good too. Had dinner after a show and was able to have breakfast or dinner and drinks. read more

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This is less of a review of The Coupe itself and more of thank you to Gwynne, the absolute best barista in the world. My GF and I lived in the same building as The Coupe for 2 years and got to know Gwynne over time. Despite moving a thousand miles an hour all the time, she always found time to greet us with a smile and at least some friendly small talk - but always liked getting down right when it opened so we could chat for a bit. She makes killer coffee and even when it's absolutely slammed on a weekend, we always got the same great coffee and amazing hospitality. We might not be neighbors anymore but we'll definitely be back to say hi! Thanks so much for everything :) read more

It is sad the number of places that sell hot chocolate (or that are even opened) after 10 PM on a cold-ish wintry Saturday night. A friend suggested this place after I expressed a craving for hot chocolate, so we made the trek up to Columbia Heights after visiting a dark National Christmas Tree (seriously, who turns off Christmas tree lights at 10:30 PM?!) Anyway, what's there to not like about this place? There's sit-down dining for those inclined to pay tip, and there's self-serve couches and high tables for those craving a more casual (or studying) environment. We all ordered the hot chocolate, and it came with marshmallows! Yes, I'm easily pleased, and the hot chocolate made my night. We also got the Chocolate Birthday Cake to complete our decadent evening. Service was great, and despite being in the self-serve section, we were given fancy napkins and forks (without having to get them ourselves). Maybe I'll be giving this place a 2-star the next time I come and order actual food... but until then I'm glad this place is opened 24/7! read more

The Coupe - Hot chocolate with marshmallows! And a chocolate birthday cake - Diners Near Me - Washington, DC, District of Columbia

Since the change of management this place has sadly not been the same. The quality and preparation of the food has been mediocre and the cocktails just aren't how they used to be. Even brunch is a no go, as they took away all the favorites from their menu. The place just has a different vibe with the staff but not in a negative way. The staff is still friendly and the coffee is still good. read more

The Coupe totally surprised me. Cool, quaint brunch spot. Food is good. The Banana Beignets are a must, sweet, savory and crispy. Bagel Lox comes prepped to pick up and bite into. Just enough simple flavors to satisfy the taste buds. The Coupe special sounds overwhelming but perfect portion for one. Perfect balance of sweet & salty. Love the coffee options, more than just a house brew and the come with animal crackers, totally genius presentation and surprise! Service was excellent, our waitress was attentive and made sure we had all we needed. Definitely would recommend coming by for brunch. Looking forward to trying out the bar area next. read more

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The new manager Zak is fantastic! He went out of his way to accommodate our group's covid precautions, even making an exception to seat us outside on a day too cold for them to be offering outdoor dining. The food and coffee were also excellent! read more

Everything from the food, atmosphere, and service were nothing short of fantastic. For 9pm on a Friday night, we were seated and served so quickly that I didn't have to wonder once where our wonderful waiter, Jason, was. I got the Coupe Fries and my boyfriend got the Coupe Burger with their mac n' cheese. My order was perfectly seasoned and prepared, and I loved how creative it was! Unexpected but definitely not disappointed. The burger was also delicious and juicy, but the mac n' cheese was a little on the mediocre side. Not bad enough to really warrant much complaint, though. Also: try the shakes!! The espresso milkshake I got was so yummy that I wanted to order three more. All in all, our first dining experience at The Coupe was divine, and I know I'll be making a repeat visit in the near future. read more

The Coupe - The Coupe Fries were perfection! - Diners Near Me - Washington, DC, District of Columbia

In honor/hatred of the Government Shutdown, we decided to 'do' weekday brunch. Apparently, everyone in Columbia Heights had the same idea because this place was jumping. Booze! ME: mango-peach mimosa HE: bloody kickboxer (a super duper spicy Bloody Mary) Entrées! ME: waffle sandwich -- chicken apple sausage, eggs and a soft, semi-crisp waffle. The sausage was good, just didn't taste like chicken apple to me. HE: ...was NOT impressed with the chicken & waffles. AT ALL. It's honestly better at home. Perhaps more glaze was needed? Appetizer! WE: salmon deviled eggs -- plentiful (you get 6), but just OK. They look so well-seasoned, so this was the biggest disappointment of them all. There are plenty of menu items to choose from and breakfast is served all day. Would definitely make a return visit for more drinks and different entrées -- maybe dinner or just dessert. Overall, nothing was horrible (just bland). Everything needed more seasoning and/or extra sauce. read more

So after a night of drinking and shenanigans, I ended up here...and let me tell you how DELICIOUS everything tasted. Not sure if it was the alcohol or the fact that its open 24/7, or maybe it was just a good night...but that mac&cheese is absolutely perfect. Cheesy, hot, with just the right ratio of sauce to noodle...in other words, excellent. Everything a tipsy woman could want at 4 in the morning. Did I mention the hash browns? I didn't. GET THEM! Crunchy without being overly salted and a decent portion size. Noms. Contrary to other reviews I received excellent service. Then again, I was one of the three customers in the entire establishment. This may or may not have something to do with it. The only reason this place isn't getting 5 stars is that I may or may not have been too inebriated to even know what I'm talking about. With that said...I love mac&cheese! read more

Ok, I have been here a million times for the 24 hour study time period because this damn dissertation refuses to sprout fingers and type itself. This was my first time eating lunch. It's actually a 2.5 score, but I rounded up because of all my previous use of their 24 hour open timeframe. The man and I ordered the brunch burger and it was a yummy looking creation with a ??homemade?? English muffin, egg, bacon and a big ole slab of ground beef with a side of fries. Pretty to look at, not so awesome to eat. The burger was done well when I asked for medium, the egg was over easy when I asked for over medium, and the worst offense is that the burger had NO seasoning at ALL. At the end of the meal, I asked our server about that and he gave the excuse that they choose to not use seasoning to make sure everyone's happy. Ummmmm, NO seasoning?? Seems odd to me, but if you say so sir. (Side eye inserted) The fries were meh and the ginger ale typical, but the ambience in that place is awesome, from the decor to the music. I'll be back for studying but may pass on any additional meals. read more

Cute spot in Columbia Heights. Cafe by day and bar by night. The standout here is the chicken katsu sandwich. Go get it now. It's crispy, it's juicy, it's all things good about a chicken sandwich. Served with French fries this meal can easily feed two. Brussels sprouts were crunchy and a great way to start the meal. The cold bourbon apple cider was the perfect seasonal drink - and not too sweet. Pecan pie a la mode a nice note to end on. read more

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I ate her today with a friend. I'm new to the neighborhood so it was good to have a place to just have breakfast and relax. Loved the coffee! The food was great and well seasoned. The waiter was pretty nice as well. The portions are a really nice size. he plating of the food was beautiful. Not to mention and the pricing is reasonable read more

I don't often comment about service of restaurants, however I felt the need to comment this time. I was blown away, flabbergasted even, at the level of care that my girlfriend and I received. The waitress (her name was Madeline) was the sweetest, most genuine worker I have ever experienced. She was extremely patient and understanding and constantly had my girlfriend and I smiling. The food was also great, but didn't compare to the atmosphere and service that the Coupe provided. I would definitely recommend this restaurant and would recommend anyone asking for Madeline if you want to get your food on time and smile the whole time! read more

Excellent service, great music, foods delicious, and the teas(don't even get me started). Super low key and a lovely spot for a classic breakfast. Again, excellent service! Laid back and quick! read more

Great location and good food. The service is a little slow, but a nice place to go if you're not in a hurry and want large portions of food.

This is one of my favorite places to hang out in Columbia Heights. The food can be a little hit and miss, but the atmosphere is fantastic. I've never been disappointed when coming here. Sometimes, I have even been impressed by the food. Other times, there are some technical issues with the execution. For example, I love the Cuban sandwich. It was surprisingly delicious. However, the savory Belgian waffle with tomato jam was both dry, dull and missing crucial flavors. Over all the menu is pretty interesting and changes often enough that I'm bound to find something to enjoy. The reason I love this place, however, isn't because of the menu. It's the place itself. It's airy, full of the comfortable, eclectic decor. It's just a cool place to hang. Whether you're here for conversation with friends over a few glasses wine, or if you're here to power through some work on a weekend--it's a great place to be. It's open, inviting, not-too-quiet and not-too-loud cafe with decent unintrusive service. This is a classic neighborhood joint. Come here once and you'll definitely want to keep coming back. read more

The Coupe - Kale caesar and pineapple-flavored iced green tea. - Diners Near Me - Washington, DC, District of Columbia

Wow I'm shocked this place has 3.5 stars. Visiting DC and ate here per recommendation from a friend and I'm glad I did. I had the breakfast sandwich on the everything bagel with the garlic aioli and it was phenomenal! Couldn't ask for anything more. I also had the mango tango smoothie- and needless to say it was so good I ordered one to go. Cute ambiance, good service. Would definitely dine here again! Don't listen to the reviews - worth a go read more

One of my favorite brunch spots in DC. The food options are delicious, with fresh ingredients and fair (for DC) prices. Some food recommendations: The hash brown bowl is fantastic! I don't eat pork, and they let me replace it with delicious chicken sausage. The vegetables, especially the jalapenos, were delicious, the egg was cooked perfectly, and the hash browns are my favorite in DC. The hash browns are my favorite in DC. They also serve them at Open City. Large, crispy, and salty. The fried brussels sprouts are delicious - even if you don't normally like brussels sprouts, I would recommend trying these. I also shared the spinach eggs benedict with my friend. Although it was good, it wasn't my favorite (try the crab cake benedict at Luna Cafe in Dupont), and the portion was a bit small. I'd recommend the hash brown bowl over the benedict. I can't wait to come for happy hour and try the 50 cent hush puppies. read more

Ask for the lavender latte!! The rest of the food is mediocre but great atmosphere. It seems like they've recently redone the restaurant, I liked the old feel when they had a lot of mismatched furniture and old couches which gave it some charm. It's a bit more modern now but with less character. read more

The Coupe - Diners Near Me - Washington, DC, District of Columbia

If you're a fan of Tryst, or the Diner, the Coupe is right your alley, playing the role of coffee shop, cafe and bar all in one in the 11th St neighborhood. The Good - mimosa floats - try it, you won't regret it. What's not to like about bubbly mimosa with a dollop of ice cream? Nothing! Also the brussels sprouts with pine nuts, brown butter, and lemon aioli were to die for .. perfectly done, the right amount of crispyness, and paired excellently with the aioli. Service was also on point - others have complained but our server was perfectly pleasant and consistently available during our visit. The Meh - The tunisian baked eggs were just okay ... but I suppose that's what I get for ordering a tunisian dish in an American style restaurant. The dish was way too oily for my liking, and did not have enough merguez. Bottomline, if you are looking for a cute coffee shop to get work/studying done, or to catch up with friends - this is your place. If you're looking for a foodie adventure, the coupe is probably not going to leave you satisfied. read more

The Coupe - tunisian baked eggs - Diners Near Me - Washington, DC, District of Columbia

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The best latte in DC, great grub, and PANCAKES! My boyfriend had been talking it up, and I was not disappointed. I was first surprised how big this bad boy was. I was picturing a small corner shop. Instead I got a café, bar, and restaurant. Yes, yes, and yes myself to death. Vanilla Latte ($4): A+. This is the best vanilla latte in DC (the only thing I wanted to compare it to was Pound the Hill's Nutella Latte, and the Coupe still comes out on top). I am going to be sipping these bad boys down for sure. The Blueberry Pancakes ($9): A. Believe it or not, I'm a fan of the iHop in Columbia Heights. I have to say, the Coupe takes up the quality and the consistency. This is what I'm going to order next time I'm there. The Tunisian ($12): B+ It's rich, filling, and the sausage has so much flavoring it is quite the treat. Yea, it's a little on the pricy side for essentially just a good sandwich. I'd totally eat it again, but rather go for the pancakes. I am definitely going to be a regular here, and going to be skipping iHop. Coupe--you rock. read more

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I really like the concept... pretty much a 4.5 way split between: 1. A Bar (a legit bar) with a neighborhood feel 2. A study area 3. A dining area 4. A study area around a bar 4.5 - outside Once you get over the awesomeness of the decor you realize you are in your typical Columbia heights, quasi hipster neck of the woods where everything is slightly overpriced and the food is satisfying but nothing to write home to mom about. I had the Coupe fries for 10 dollars. It was hearty, full of fresh fries, and full of cheesy goodness... Good but nothing great. Oh and a pint (not even standard, more like slightly smallish) of domestic beer for 6 dollars - exciting. Basically... it gets the job done... but don't do your 30th birthday here. read more