Great service and great traditional Diner feel and vibe. Really decent meals served hot and fast but never feel rushed. read more

So me and my dad are traveling and we stopped here for some breakfast. The look of the diner was incredible it's beautiful. We were seated almost immediately there wasn't many people in the diner. I had to use the bathroom so I walked in there and didn't smell very good. First bad sign. I walked in used the bathroom went to wash my hands, and one of the towel dispensers wasn't working at all the light didn't turn on. The other one worked but the towels were just placed on top of it. No one bothered to refill it. The toilet paper dispenser was also really close to the ground, and I saw a lot of elderly people in there which made me wonder why it was so close to the ground? Not everyone can reach that low. It was also the handicapped stall that had this in it. I am almost fell off the seat. It also didn't feel super clean. I went back to the table and order an egg sandwich on a bagel with Canadian bacon with a side of hash. My dad ordered some scrambled eggs, potato's and sausage. My sandwich didn't have any flavor I had to put pepper and salt on it for it to taste ok and I didn't eat the other half of the bagel it just wasn't satisfying. The hash on the other hand was really tasty. My dad said his egg and sausage was ok nothing great. He said the potato's were kind of gross and I have never seen my dad not eat everything on a plate before plus he is a pretty fantastic cook and has worked in many kitchens and said this food wasn't good. Personally I would have just kept driving if I knew what this food was like. When we were about to leave the waiter had noticed I didn't finish my food and he shook his head at me which threw me off. Very strange. read more

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Host welcomed and sat us immediately. Our server was professional and answered any questions we had. I ordered waffles and chicken. It was more like for 2 people, so I had to bring some home. The chicken was crispy like I requested. My hun, chose the rockfish with broccoli and mashed potatoes. He was truly impressed on how tasty the fish was. The dessert window was filled with lots of goodies ... we brought home the baklava cheesecake & German chocolate cake. Both were delicious. Perhaps because it was a Wednesday night, the place was quiet and clean. We were impressed with the service and the food. read more

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The Nautilus delivers exactly what you expect from a classic diner. It is straightforward, unpretentious, and consistent. If you want scrambled eggs, toast, and sausage, you can count on getting exactly that, prepared the way it should be. The staff is generally friendly, though you may occasionally encounter someone having a rough moment. The atmosphere has that familiar retro feel, and the space is reasonably clean. It is a diner, and the appeal comes from the food and the setting rather than fine details. If you find yourself in Crofton, Maryland, stop in for breakfast. It is recommended if you are in the area. read more

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Service was fast and courteous. Running late and decided to try their breakfast menu. Ordered the Western omelet with home fries and a side order of bacon. I could not finish the home fries. Omelet was delicious and the coffee was fresh brewed. I will definitely be going back. Next time I think I'll try the sausage and eggs. Very clean inside and outside. read more

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Excellent staff, great portions, fresh food! We went there for lunch and we were able to have a great meal in an hour. We had lunchtime fish & chips (two big pieces with sauce and fries), Mediterranean chicken crustini, and kids chicken fingers and fries. Update: came back the next day and had breakfast for lunch. I enjoyed my omelette - the portions are huge for breakfast foods too. It was pretty heavy on cheese. read more

The Nautilus - Avocado omelette - Diners Near Me - Crofton, Maryland

I don't usually write reviews but if this review helps anyone. Here you go. As a first timer. We paid to leave. We were greeted upon arrival and seated quickly. Service was quick- food arrived quickly, too quickly. I ordered farmers omelet with a waffle. My partner ordered hungry man and a waffle. The food was tasteless and dull. Home fries looked as if they had been at the window all morning because the plate was warm and the fries were burnt- the portion was huge and would have been appreciated if it didn't look like it as at the window all morning long. Stabbing the potatoes- you can tell they were cooked HOURS ago; not recently put on the grill. The bacon was stiff closer to the beef jerky looking side than actual bacon. The waffle and toast were the 'best' of our entire meal. This is a one and done type of visit. read more

Nautilus is a reliable choice for a quick meal any time of the day, open until 11 PM. I usually visit with a group of at least six people, and they consistently take good care of us and our orders. The food isn't gourmet, but it is enjoyable. Their menu is extensive, and occasionally I venture beyond my usual choices. So far, this has paid off, especially when I tried the open-faced roast beef with gravy--it was a delicious, messy, experience! My only complaint is about the lack of seasoning at times. We ordered flaky, well-sized grilled fish, but it lacked any seasoning. Really? The wings were well-prepared, but they could use more sauce. On the positive side, the fries are always cooked to perfection. read more

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2 stars because the wait staff were kind and quick. We came in for dinner earlier this week and should have turned and walked out. The diner only had 2 other patrons and the staff were lounging in a booth up from just chatting. The food quality is similar to a residential nursing home. I asked for extra gravy and it's clear the congealed gravy came from a can, flavorless and thick. Almost like a cream of something. Everything was flavorless, my chicken was DRY and I gave up after a few bites of everything. Our dinner was extremely unpleasant, unseasoned, and I question the "everything from scratch" claims. Also, side note, the bathroom needs better ventilation. Someone dropped a bomb prior to taking my little one in to wash her hands and I was dry heaving the entire time. For an empty restaurant, the smell was putrid and long lasting and I couldn't go back in. We won't be back. read more

My husband and I have been to the Nautilus several times over the years. I have just never reviewed it. Yesterday, we went for breakfast. We were seated quickly and our waiter came over shortly thereafter to offer us a drink. My husband ordered the chicken and waffles and I ordered a double stack of pancakes with chocolate chips. My husband said that the chicken was fine. He was pleased with the crispiness, but said it could have used a little more seasoning. He is a bit of a chicken and waffles connoisseur. My pancakes were good. They came out very hot and, in addition to having chocolate chips mixed in the pancake batter, it was a healthy helping of them on the top. I probably could have done without that extra portion, because they did melt quickly and made the pancakes even more sweet than usual chocolate chip pancakes. However, the pancakes were good. I would just ask that they not put the extra helping on the top next time I order. When you go to a diner like this, you are going for the convenience and for the very vast menu. If you're looking for a gourmet experience, you will probably be disappointed However, for a convenient meal with a friendly staff, you can definitely count on the Nautilus. read more

The Nautilus - Chicken and waffles - Diners Near Me - Crofton, Maryland

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OMG! The best Diner going. The food is so delicious and the service is amazing. Highly recommend you par-take in the meals, plus the portions are hugh with plenty of leftovers. read more

The Nautilus - Diners Near Me - Crofton, Maryland

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This place is also a good option for any meal. It's like an upscale diner. They have a huge menu, the service is fast and pleasant. It can get crowded and there will probably be a wait on the weekends. They have a bar area if you want to be seated quicker you can seat yourself. I've never had anything bad at this place. The portions are huge so inquire about portion sizes before ordering. Some things can be shared. read more

The Nautilus - Sausage, eggs, French toast. - Diners Near Me - Crofton, Maryland

Whats up guys. So. This place gotta be the best place ive ever gone to. i know. many people wouldnt say THE BEST but this place was so lovely. the environment and detail inside was absolutely gorgeous to me. i got a bunch of food for leas than 30 dollars myself. our server nicole. such a dear. she was truly authentic and i adore her. i got a strawberry daiquiri it was so good. ribs, chicken, broccoli, baked potato, soup! insane.loved it. read more

The Nautilus - daiquiri - Diners Near Me - Crofton, Maryland

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On my occasional trips that pass thru Crofton (sometimes go out of my way) I always look forward to stopping at The Nautilus..! Good service... An extensive menu ... And most important very good food..! And the dessert display ? Wow. Hard to resist ... Highly recommend this Place read more

I would consider this a hidden gem. The place is very large and spacious in the inside perfect for group or solo dining . The service is great and the food is good . Breakfast for 2 along with cocktails was perfectly priced . No complaints read more

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This diner has become my go to spot since I've moved closer to the Crofton location. The staff is always on point and the food delicious. There's not a bad dish on the menu. I've had breakfast, brunch, lunch and dinner here over the years. A cozy neighborhood diner that has plenty of seats. Prior to Covid, the hours were late night. I wish they'd go back to those hours because there are times when a pork chop would hit the spot. read more

The Nautilus - Pork chop and crab cake combo - Diners Near Me - Crofton, Maryland

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Had the Tuna salad and chicken salad. Large servings, had to take half of each home. Not crowded for a Thursday evening. Servers are always nice, food always good. Clean restrooms and good parking too. I really like the deserts, almost always take a cookie home. read more

The Nautilus - Tuna salad - Diners Near Me - Crofton, Maryland

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I had been pushing to go here for a while because I thought diners always had some of the best pancakes. My wife kept pushing back because she didn't want to change her breakfast spot, but she finally relented and we made our way to Nautilus. The food was fine, I was a little disappointed by the pancakes, and the portions were kinda small based on the price points. Their desserts looked great and I'm sure you can get some good meals here, but it was a pretty average experience and we'll be sticking with our normal breakfast spot. read more

The Nautilus - Diners Near Me - Crofton, Maryland

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Consistent, friendly and huge menu. Whether breakfast lunch or dinner their food is excellent. Waffles, eggs, pancakes, crab cakes, stuffed shrimp, omelette, great when you have a lot of folks over and everyone wants something different. Their deserts are equally awesome read more

Hubby brought us here for breakfast after I dragged him out for a hair consultation and we were starving. We have one near us, but not all locations are the same. This place seem a little outdated with decor and appeal. I ordered the egg's benedict which came with a side of fried potatoes and hubby ordered an omelet which came with fried potatoes as a side of toast. Food for me was just so-so. Nothing to brag about. I think the went overboard with the hollandaise sauce, I could barely finish my meal. Here is the negative- the bathroom. Both me and husband both compared notes in how disgusting the bathroom was. Now I know I get the Lysol toilet cleaner that has a good bleach cleaning agent that get rid of the disgusting mold around the inside the toilet. The toilet looks like it has not had a deep clean in God's knows when. The toilet paper was not fully stocked for the breakfast/ lunch crowd. I had just enough to use. Our server does get a 5 stars for his attentiveness and impeccable service. Check-out was a little slow, and could use more than one cashier for checkout. read more

The Nautilus - Omelet - Diners Near Me - Crofton, Maryland

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Unfortunetly I will not be returning. Great family diner that appears to have been around for a while but I tasted 0 love or passion in the food. Yes, diner food can/should be delicious too !! Though our server was kind and provided her suggestions, the poached egg and crab cake tasted more like an over easy egg and a salmon cake. The potatoes were also very disappointing. No salt, pepper, or anything for that matter. The scrapple was ok. read more

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Best breakfast around. I have tried the waffles, the omelettes, the egg platters and the chipped beef. All delicious, and served fast and hot. The staff are friendly and efficient, my coffee never got cold. read more

Everything goes well at The Nautilus. It's been our go-to diner for 6 years. We've never had even a so-so meal and, for sure, we've never left feeling hungry. They use quality ingredients and the bacon is always perfectly crispy! read more

Nautilus has friendly service and OK food. It's the perfect spot for those looking for items with large portions and "light handed" (low) seasoning. Me! BUFFALO CHICKEN SANDWICH + FRIES: This chicken cutlet was huge and large enough for two sandwiches. The onion rings were surprisingly well-seasoned, which "jazzed up" the sandwich. Decent fries. She! FRIED CRAB CAKE SANDWICH + FRIES: My aunt was happy with her meal, once she added salt, pepper, and poured hot sauce all over everything. He! GRILLED CRAB CAKE SANDWICH + FRIES: [not pictured] A 'to go' order. Stay tuned for update. If you have an air fryer, you're in luck; just take your order "to go" and then "doctor it up" (adding extra seasonings and/or sauces). __ I eat. @f.hux I thrift. @DCthriftish read more

The Nautilus - FRIED CRAB CAKE SANDWICH + FRIES - Diners Near Me - Crofton, Maryland

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This is our favorite go to when we are in Maryland. Menu is expansive to say the least. We are always greeted promptly and our servers are happy and knowledgeable. They give you plenty of time to make decisions and answer menu questions easily. We are always amazed at how spotless this restaurant is. Love walking in and having the bakery case greet us. read more

The Nautilus - Crab cake sandwich. - Diners Near Me - Crofton, Maryland

Worse breakfast EVER. cheap bacon. Greasy cheap cheese. Fried potatoes had no flavor no onions or peppers. The dry toast was the best thing on the plate. Slow service. Manager gave us free cheesecake. It had NO SUGAR in it at all! Like what???!!! read more

Friendly staff, hot coffee, variety menu, and reasonable prices!...The breakfast potatoes are not tasteful or seasoned. The ambience has a diner vibe, but there is no special decor to mention. The turkey, western, and meat lover omelettes did not satisfy our taste buds. Needless to say, my party of three did not attempt to finish our meal. read more

It took almost 10 minutes to be acknowledged. Purse was on my shoulder and I was starting to scoot out of the booth and find the manager when the waiter said I'll be right back. I was hungry so , I said ok. The menu is overwhelming, especially when you're hungry. I eventually settled on the patty melt. It was good. The French fries were bland..the onion rings were decent. It's cute that the deluxe comes with 2 onion rings. They didnt appear to be slammed....just slow service. That coupled with a waitress hollering through the restaurant gave a very uncouth atmosphere. This might be better for carry out. I'd give it another go (because the breakfast sounds really good), but definitely not impressed on my first try. read more

The Nautilus - Patty Melt Deluxe - Diners Near Me - Crofton, Maryland

Never again! The wings were old and the pancakes taste like McDonald's pancakes. Hard pass for me. read more

The Nautilus - Old wings - Diners Near Me - Crofton, Maryland

The service was soooo slow! I went in around two o'clock on Sunday and it was not super busy. It took at least 5 minutes to the bus boy to bring silverware to our table and then another couple minutes before the server appeared to take our drink order. I had a bowl of cream and turkey soup which was delicious. It is one of my favorite diner soups and it definitely lived up to what I was looking for. I had the Mediterranean Chicken Sandwich. It was delicious! I would definitely order it again but next time I would upgrade to waffle fries or another side because the regular fries were super super bland and boring. I only ate a couple of them and stole my husband's waffle fries which were yummy! My husband has the Cali Club sandwich which he enjoyed. Nothing super fancy but it filled him up. When it was time for the check we waited and waited and waited. It got to the point we almost got up and went to the counter to pay without our receipt. It was painfully long. The waitress disappeared for so long it was really frustrating. Ultimately she emerged with our check and we were able to pay and leave. read more

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Very consistent as far as diners go. Their menu is expansive, nearly 6 pages. I've never had bad service here. Everyone, even their cleaning/bus staff, is pleasant and efficient. read more

Had lunch at the Nautilus today the food was horrible from the salad, which was iceberg lettuce with more bad stems then good one worst lettuce salad I ever had. than I ordered barbecued rib dinner with spinach/cream mix, baked potatoes with butter, sour cream roll and cornbread. all was the worst food ever. Barbecue meat seem foreign tough meat, not pork or beef meat foreign meat replacement from a freezer boiled it and slap sauce on top. The baked potato was dry not Russel potato, but the worst to serve anyone, couldn't eat even the bread, cornbread looked nasty without tasting. And the Giner ale drink was weak watery no soda taste. Don't ever go there for breakfast, lunch or dinner. Cheap food but high price. Same your money cook at home!!!! read more

Getting better...the food is plentiful and solid as it was first time around. Went on a Saturday afternoon,similar to first visit reviewed in 2021. I would say they have a "season" under their belts with full staff now. Our server was prompt, polite and accurate. She didn't hover nor did she quite ignore us, made sure we had everything and let us linger and enjoy our meal. This was the last place I ever had a meal with my Uncle Vince. We were there Saturday with my Aunt after cleaning out a shed for her. I wouldn't say my beloved relative was a hoarder but how many drills, screwdrivers, wrenches, nails, screws, files, saws, etc. does one person need? Its almost like he was running his own vocational school. I love that guy and I miss him dearly. So while we were not somber at all, it did have a chance to be a nice rememberance.... But --while we were there a person a few tables from us had the most obnoxious, totally over the top, made for bad tv guffaw laugh I have heard. It was like a donkey braying full blast. I sort of wish a manager would have come over and said knock it off! Will certainly come back. read more

I am still on my quest for the best French toast. I popped in with a friend after work for breakfast. The slices of toast were very thick, given it is challah bread. I loved that. Also, it was not "eggy." Another plus because I do not like soggy French toast. I wish that there was warm syrup & powdered sugar. That would've taken it to the next level. read more

The Nautilus - Hot chocolate - Diners Near Me - Crofton, Maryland

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This is my aunt's favourite diner for getting crab cakes, so she brought us here for dinner. I order the 2 crab cake platter and I was sad that the baked potatoes were sold out and the mashed potatoes weren't so bad. The salad and broccoli were fresh, but the crabcake was not fully broiled. The flavor was good, but it was gooey. I ate one and saved the other. The staff was so nice, I didn't want to send it back. After refrigerating it overnight, it tasted better, like a deviled crab! Glad it ended up being okay. read more

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Service was great and food was pretty good. The chilling was spicy with beef and beans! My daughter ordered a Caesar Salad, but did not enjoy it due to the dressing. The waffle and ice cream was pretty tasty. Restaurant has a nice homey feel with good service read more

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I thoroughly enjoyed the food and company at the Nautilus diner on June 1,2024 where I attended the DMV Notary brunch. Service was good, ambiance was appropriate and private so that we could learn from and share with each other. read more

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I'm not a personal fan, but my parents love it! I think this place depends on your taste buds, so definitely try it for yourself! Staff is very friendly though! read more

Second visit and I don't think that I will be returning. A lot of short cuts when it comes to preparing dishes, that they use that could easily be avoided. Who melts sliced processed cheese over chili fries? Also never had an omelet that didnt have cheese on it. I was trying to give them the benefit of the doubt, but the food actually is disappointing and as much as I wanted to keep coming here for my daughter. I'm just gonna have to eat this L as a dad, because it's gotta be one of the worst spots in the area. I gave them an extra star because of the desserts, but I'll pass on everything else. read more

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First off let me say that I've been here plenty of times but TODAY was the ABSOLUTELY WORST. My son took me here because it was my Bday yesterday and I wish I had of went to ANYBODY else!!! The burger my son had and also the one that I got my husband was HORRIBLE!! They had no flavor ,no taste just probably good for a stray animal and they don't even deserve what we had today. OH and let's not forget the spaghetti tasteless ,bland and not worth consuming. MY FAMILY AND I WILL NEVER EVER COME BACK AGAIN!!! FIX THAT BLAND TASTELESS ASS BURGER MEAT read more