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    Egg & I

    4.5 (5.9k reviews)
    Closed 6:00 am - 2:00 pm

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    What's the vibe?
    Casual
    Moderate noise
    Dogs allowed
    Good for groups

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    Rosalie r.

    My husband comes here every time he's in Vegas, and today I finally got to try it! Even though I'm not really an egg person, I was excited because he's talked this place up so much. They have a ton of options on the menu. I went with the oatmeal with bananas and walnuts, and it was really good! My husband is always bragging about their seasonings and especially the potatoes, and he was right, they're so good and lots of seasoning The restaurant is super cute, really clean, and the service was awesome. Everyone was friendly and attentive, and the manager was walking around checking on tables to make sure everyone was happy, which was nice to see :) I can see why this is one of my husband's favorite breakfast spots. Great food, great service, and we'll definitely be back!

    Murissa M.

    There was plenty of parking, which is always a plus. Egg-cellent! Even though the restaurant was busy, our group of six was seated fairly quickly, and the service was friendly and pretty efficient throughout our meal. One thing I really liked was the variety on the menu. Whether you're looking for something healthy, gluten-free, vegetarian, vegan, low-carb, or just a classic breakfast, there's literally something for everyone. Personally, I almost felt like there were too many choices, but that's not a bad problem to have! The portions were generous (we all had leftover food), everything tasted fresh, and our food arrived hot. There were a couple of small mix-ups with our order (two plates came with fries instead of fruit, and an iced coffee was served hot). If you love eggs, this is the place for you. They offer everything from classic breakfast plates and omelets to scrambles, Eggs Benedict, skillets, steak and eggs, breakfast burritos, and egg white options. They also have plenty of pancakes, waffles, French toast, and other breakfast favorites. We tried six different dishes. Overall, this is a great breakfast/brunch spot with good food, fast service, and reasonable prices. The atmosphere is fun and family-friendly, especially with the train that travels around the restaurant near the ceiling.

    Butterscotch pancakes were great.  Very light and fluffy.
    Craig W.

    This is a homey and very popular breakfast place. We called ahead of arriving to check on the wait on a Saturday morning (our wait was only a minute or so). Come hungry. The portions here are big. The butterscotch pancakes were just as good as they sound. The pancakes themselves were incredibly light. The stuffed French toast is just plain decadent and extremely delicious. It is almost like a Monte Cristo: French toast on the top and bottom, creamy scrambled eggs and bacon, ham, or sausage in between. It is eggsellent. Our server was great. They have TVs everywhere in case you get bored of talking to your dining companions and even a real model train that travels around the room just below the ceiling. Well worth a visit or probably many visits. Buy bigger pants now if you eat here often.

    Chili Relleno Omelette
    Sarah C.

    This place is So Yummy!! I had a chili relleno omelette which was off the charts good! I can't rave enough about how good it was. I'm still thinking about it and would plan a trip to Vegas just for this omelette. They make their own hot sauces and salsas which were also so good that I bought some to take home with me. The service was excellent, everyone was so friendly and happy even though the place was super busy. There was seating inside and out with cozy booths, a cute train and TVs around to watch the games. An extensive menu with something for everyone! Great spicy Bloody Mary too. I can't wait to return!

    Everything was cooked exactly as I like it.  Potatoes, bacon crisp & scrambled eggs
    Tinamarie M.

    We arrived on a Friday morning, around 9:30 and were promptly greeted by a friendly smile and seated quickly. It looks to be a local diner. Busy, friendly and good no frills breakfast. Don't miss out on the banana muffins!

    Bren C.

    The food at The Eggs and I was delicious, and everything came out fresh and flavorful. The eggs were cooked perfectly, and the portions were generous. The staff was friendly, attentive, and made the whole experience even better. Great atmosphere and an awesome spot for breakfast or brunch. Definitely one of my favorite places to visit! The island plate was absolutely delicious with generous portions and amazing flavors in every bite. The meat was tender, the rice was perfectly cooked, and everything tasted fresh and authentic. Great service and a welcoming atmosphere made the experience even better. I'll definitely be back for more! The service was outstanding from start to finish. Everyone was friendly, attentive, and made sure we had everything we needed. The staff created a welcoming atmosphere and made the dining experience even more enjoyable. Definitely 5-star service! Mya was an amazing hostess. Thank you Evelyn for being an amazing server. Immediately replaced my fallen fork under 30 seconds. Amazing service I could ask for anywhere else. Thank you once again and we will be back.

    There's so much to choose from I love it

    I love this place it's our go to when we're at Vegas it always hits the spot but all the staff is friendly welcoming the best

    Habla Diablo Sauce
    Tiffany J.

    My friend and I had lunch at the Egg & I a few weeks ago. It was my first time eating at the restaurant. It's a typical casual diner located in a shopping strip. Parking wasn't an issue on a Thursday afternoon though I noticed a sign on the door stating that your entire party must be present before you will be seated so I guess it gets busy on the weekends. Our server Evelyn was very nice and attentive. She made good suggestions and answered our questions (the menu is pretty extensive). I noticed a lot of the breakfast entrées had Habla Diablo seasoning which concerned me because I don't love spicy food, but she reassured me that the seasoning is not spicy at all. I started with regular coffee. Evelyn offered flavored creamer options but I kept it basic. I appreciated that she set the coffee pot on the table so I could top off my mug whenever I needed. For my entrée, I went with the Bacon and Onion Skillet. The potatoes come with the Habla Diablo seasoning. Evelyn told me I could order light seasoning, and I'm glad I did. The seasoning is very flavorful, but it is salty (and not spicy at all). If I had done regular seasoning, it would have been too salty for my palette. I opted for scrambled eggs with a side of sourdough toast. It was so tasty, but the portion was huge! I could only eat about half of it. Evelyn brought over to go boxes and gave me a cup of fresh coffee to go, which was so nice. As much as I wanted to bring the leftovers with me, I was on my way to the airport so I didn't take them. Luckily, the meal held me over for most of the day.

    Chilaquiles
    Cathy T.

    Stopped by Egg & I with a group of four after EDC weekend and ordered the chilaquiles with red salsa. The salsa had great flavor with a nice kick. The service was fast and friendly. One item of note is that a carafe of hot coffee was provided for the table so we were able to refill our own cups as needed. I hope more brunch spots started doing that!

    French toast with scrambled eggs and ham.
    Vlad V.

    On my most recent trip to Vegas, my last meal in town was at Egg & I for lunch on a Thursday morning. Located off The Strip, this breakfast spot is located in a shopping center with several other businesses and there's plenty of free parking. Ambiance (3.5/5): Pretty much your typical run-of-the-mill breakfast spot with a twist. They have a train that makes its way around the inside of the restaurant (close to the ceiling). Choo-choo! I'd say this was a first for me at a restaurant. I appreciated the creativity. We were seated at a booth which I always appreciate. Service (4.5/5): Our waitress did a good job taking care of us. What I appreciated most is that after I ordered, she offered me another option that would give me a lot more food for a small surcharge. Definitely worth it and something I wouldn't have know without her help because I didn't know I could make substitutions. A little tough to explain, but know that she was looking out for me. Drinks (N/A): I had an Arnold Palmer so not much to talk about here. They have your typical assortment of soft drinks, juices, coffee, and tea that you would expect at a breakfast joint. Food (3/5): I went with the stuffed French toast, scrambled eggs, and ham. I substituted waffles for French toast. Unfortunately, the French toast was below average. French toast is one of my favorite breakfast foods and this wasn't it. The bread was a bit lifeless and seemed like it had been sitting under a heat lamp for a bit. The scrambled eggs were a bit lifeless too. I expected more from a restaurant with the word "Egg" in the title. The ham was the best part of the meal which is telling you something. Not a bad meal by any means, but it didn't live up to the hype. Perhaps I just ordered the wrong dish or it was an off-night. It had been a while since I visited a brunch spot. The portion size was generous, so I ended up taking part of my meal to-go. Choo-choo!

    Jenny R.

    Everything we got were all pretty tasty and big portions. The steak was suppose to be cooked medium rare but ended up more well, luckily it was tender so it was still tasty. Only feedback is the food was a bit saltier than we all would have liked. Pancakes were super fluffy! Service was ok, waitress forgot to bring one of our cups of coffee and my toast which we had to ask for before she remembered to bring it. If the food was season a bit better it would of been 5 for the food

    Omg, banana nut muffin is amazing and served warm! Must try it!!!
    Rachelle R.

    The food was great, and the service. Everyone was so kind and welcoming! It was busy but we were still able to walk in and get seated quickly! Ambiance is family friendly!

    French dip and Muffin
    Gabriel L.

    This place was amazing. Let me start with the service. They were quick, wait wasn't long,, many refills , attentive, quick food orders. The food was amazing some of the best gravy I've had. Chicken friend stake was great, Chile renano omelette was great. Pankcakes were good as well. Kids loved the trains above head.

    Banana nut muffins is fantastic

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    Ask the Community - Egg & I

    Just bought a Groupon coupon for Eggworks. Can I use that here?

    Yes you can just show it to cashier

    Do you have bottomless mimosas?

    I don't think they have bottomless mimosas.

    Do they have a live Wait List on Yelp I could join or is it first come first serve?

    We do not use the Yelp Wait List system but we do have a digital Wait List at each store. Please call the store directly for the Wait List information for that day.

    Is this a dog friendly restaurant?

    Many people had dogs on the outside patio when we were there.

    Can you make a reservation or call ahead? Planning to arrive around 8am on a Friday morning.

    Reservations are not needed.

    Do they have misters for outdoor dining?

    Yes they do do you need your sneakers cleaned hit me @kleankicksvegas

    Is there patio seating available?

    Yes, but it's toward the back of the restaurant.

    My Dad is 99. Can i make a reservation?

    I would call the store directly and ask for the manager on duty. Even though the weekends are extremely busy, they should be able to accommodate your request. (702)

    How much does a French toast or pancake combo cost?

    Do you have turkey bacon?

    Yes. We offer Turkey Bacon and Turkey Sausage options.

    Do you deliver? Or can i order your food and have it delivered via Postmates, grubhub, ubereats, or door dash? And do you deliver to las vegas strip?

    We now have a delivery partnership with Door Dash.

    Are you open Thanksgiving day?

    Good Morning Mary, We are Closed on Thanksgiving so our wonderful employees can spend time with… 

    What is the gluten free menu like?

    We offer a Gluten Sensitive options that include Toast, Waffles, Pancakes, Potatoes and Buns.

    It is easy to park?

    The parking lot is a hot mess on Sunday morning/afternoon and reasonable all other days of the week!

    Is the restaurant handicapped accessible?

    No stairs located anywhere. Tables and booths. Plus a nice size outdoor patio with plenty of room

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