This place is just cool all the way around. It's a large space and has some cozy booths to hang out in. I love all the lighting. But the most important part...the pizza! It was flavorful and creative. Service was super fast too! Would definitely return. read more

Fast Times - Special tater tot hot dish slice - Pizza Near Me - Portland, Oregon

This cheese pizza slice was BAD. Legit BAD. You know it's not great when it's only a $3.95 slice (which is good for this day in age), and I walked out of there saying to myself, "I wish I saved my calories and money for something other than this." It was that bad. Long story short, a normal cheese pizza slice was super dry and I could barely finish it while sitting in the restaurant. I really wanted to like this place...but, I'd recommend other pizza spots in NE Portland! read more

Food is always pretty solid. I try to come here when I'm in town since it's a good alternative to get vegan pizza somewhere other than sizzle pie. I usually come in a bit earlier in the night, but driving here from across town to find they decided to close 30 mins early was a bummer, especially since there's no where else open in my town nor nearby. I rarely go anywhere this late, but if your whole selling point is being open late and you can't deliver on that, you've kinda dropped the ball. I tried calling in since I saw them just shut the door as I was walking up, but they drew the curtains already. Heart broken and stomach empty. read more

Totally rad Caesar ($6) - love the vegan Parmesan w/ vegan ranch dressing. The vegan special slices were yummy! I also liked the vegan knight rider. Excellent service! The server was so nice. The food came out so quickly! I loved the environment. Lots of retro games from pin ball to pac-man. Our dinner was affordable. I would come back and sit in the back patio. It was very cute with the fountain and turf. Fun mural too. read more

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Vegan Pizza by the Slice!!! I discovered Fast Times on a trip to Portland that was planned with plant-based restaurants in mind. That being said, Fast Times was not initially on my radar as they recently opened and I was lucky enough to discover them while I was there. I love the variety this pizza shop offers and was so stoked to actually be able to order a slice of pizza. It was an awesome feeling to able to order a single slice like my non-vegan friends have done over the years at shops with no options for me. There were two vegan slice options available during my visit vegan cheese and SHE - RA with vegan garlic sauce, vegan sausage, roasted red pepper, basil, and vegan mozzarella. I love everything about it and was especially impressed with the garlic sauce and how well the vegan mozzarella melted. Fast Times also offers plant-based soft serve. While the swirl was not yet available due to the restaurant still in the early stage of opening, the vanilla soft serve was absolutely amazing and the perfect sweet treat after pizza. Vegan or not, check this place out! read more

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I was just in the area and thought I'd check out a new spot. I loved the vibe and the music. I appreciated the broad range of slice options. The staff were friendly, and the seating was comfy. My two slices were quite tasty. The crust was just shy of perfect in a way I couldn't quite put my finger on. It was wonderful crisp with a slight fluff. It was just a smidge chewier than I wanted. I loved the fun peppers flakes they had instead of the standard stuff. I have a soft spot for any and all hatch chile things from my time in Colorado. They definitely pack some beautiful heat. Would totally come back some time! read more

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What a gem! I was really impressed by this "new" pizzeria, and when it comes to pizza, I am very picky! Great pizza, huge space, cozy patio, fun themed décor, super fun arcade. The crust was just perfect - crispy but still enjoyable to chew, light brown and cooked with no burns, as all pizzas should be. Super selection of vegan and vegetarian pies! One of the most extensive I have seen around. The place offers tons of space and privacy, with some nice booths on the left end. The patio is roomy and cozy. They even have a nice tree that hosts a funny miniature "gnome village." Worth visiting just for that! The 80s-inspired arcade is a lot of fun. I hadn't played StreetFighter2 in 20 years - had a long trail of memories popping up from that. Parking is difficult in that area. The only downside. Highly recommend!! read more

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Sizzle pie just got a radical 80's facelift and is back and brighter than ever. Really happy this place kept the pizza theme as its the go to for late nights on SE Burnside. Theres arcades, 80's music, small toy windows, and just about everything from the 80's you can imagine here. The cocktail menu is also really clever with names too. I got the EctoCooler with its signature green color and orange slice which was delicious. The pizza is also themed after movies. Got a slice of Children of the Corn and happy to say the corn amount was top notch. Their grand.opening had killer deals on full pizzas and on Sunday a synthwave band played a show. There was plenty of space and cozy booths to sit in. Heres looking forward to more to come from the latest retro pizza spot in town! read more

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We were on foot, mid-afternoon in the neighborhood, and looking for something quick and good. Fast Times came through on both accounts. One of the many pandemic downsides seems to have been that fewer pizza places are open at lunch time. I'm happy to be able to add another place to my list of spots that are open mid-day. My wife had a very nice slice with mushrooms, sausage, and spinach. I went with classic cheese, and both of us were happy with our choices. Service was exactly what I hoped for - friendly and fast. The ambience is just right for a by-the-slice establishment - dark walls with large colorful artwork, and a few pinball machines adding an additional splash of color. It's great to know that this kind of place still exists. read more

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This place took over the old Sizzle Pie spot off Burnside. The interior layout is pretty much the same with some addition of arcades and pinball machines. It had the late 80s vibes with some retro pictures that brings me back to childhood. I had a quick slice of pepperoni pizza before my next event. It was a decent slice and $1 off because it was happy hour. I need to try the soft serve next time I visit. read more

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They serve pizza till 4AM, need I say more. But it's actually good perfect after the club meal. Pizza is not greasy, crust is perfectly cooked and not thick or too thin. Great selection of vegetarian, vegan, and meat pies. Absolutely, will return and tell others or bring others. It is also a great hang out spot too. read more

Fast Times - Vegan Goonies Never Say Die - Pizza Near Me - Portland, Oregon

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Fast Times is the latest creation from Sizzle Pie co-founder Matt Jacobson. It's even housed in the original location of Sizzle Pie on East Burnside Street. Similarly, the menu has sections dedicated to meat pies, vegetarian pies, & vegan pies. I ordered delivery via DoorDash last evening. I tried the Goonies Never Die (olive oil, vegan chicken, vegan mozzarella, red onion, pineapple, jalapeno, bbq sauce) & the Just Like Heaven (red sauce, vegan ricotta, finished with olive oil, basil, & sea salt). Both pies were perfectly cooked & $28 for an 18-inch pizza in Portland these days feels like a bargain. I look forward to trying more of Fast Times' vegan offerings, including a selection of four salads with vegan ranch. They also offer vegan ice cream for those who like sweets. Welcome to the neighborhood, Fast Times! read more

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So glad to have another vegan pizza option in town! I stopped in to Fast Times to order a pie to go. The service was great. I was asked if I had any questions about the menu. The person behind the counter even helped me to select between two pizzas I was trying to decide on. I ended up ordering She-Ra. The vegan garlic cream sauce was amazing!! There were a few pinball machines and other arcade games. They also have a fun 80's vibe. As of this review they do not serve alcohol, but there is a bar next door and they are working on obtaining their license to serve. For those of you who do not want a vegan pizza, they also have nice vegetarian and carnivore pies. Pizza can be ordered by the slice or by the pie. Great addition to Portland! read more

This place is out of the way for me, bought pizza for customers. If you are going to pick up, I suggest you go early to play the awesome pinball games. When I'm back that way I will get more pizza. read more

Phenomenal pizza. Staff are very nice! Atmosphere is awesome, I love the 80s vibes. Great addition to the neighborhood

First time order, but won't be the last. 12 in. Spiccoli add mushrooms & basil. It was GREAT! Crust, red sauce, amounts of topping, ALLL of it. I'm pleasantly amazed. read more

Fast Times - Pizza Near Me - Portland, Oregon

we found this place on a whim and it was so much fun ! their pizzas were named after 80s films and relics. they even had delicious vegan and vegetarian options (which was exciting for two pescatarians and a lactose intolerant). the interior was super cool featuring retro decor, pinball machines, and a cute photo booth ! the servers were very kind and patient ! read more

Wanted to try a new pizza place in East Portland. So glad I did! What a great value on their 18 inch Pepperoni and the Hungry Like the Wolf (3 meats) pies! Great place to get a slice or a whole pie! Will be back again & again! read more

So happy that the neighborhood has delicious slices back - and plant based soft serve to boot! Customer service was also excellent - sweet staff, very happy for them and their grand opening. Excuse my poor photo we got so excited when we opened the box. read more

Fast Times - Half half magnum PI and blade runner! - Pizza Near Me - Portland, Oregon

Love this place! Pizza was so delicious and the staff was amazing! We also enjoy playing the pinball games.

amazing pizza anazing ice cream cool decor ice cream staff is nice some of the staff is from old sizzle pie read more

Excellent selection of vegan options and the slices are superbe. I can tell a lot of love has gone into the atmosphere and making this just the right spot to enjoy a quality slice, salad and soft serve without breaking the bank. read more

The staff is amazing. Food was awesome and the atmosphere was perfect. Best Pizza I've had in a long time.

Pizza had a scab on it! So gross. Zero stars. If you like scabs, you'll love this place!

great service and excellent pizza! like, seriously, yummers! this place is totally worth a visit