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    Fast Times

    4.5 (24 reviews)
    Fri 11:00 am - 4:00 AM (Next day)
    Sat 11:00 am - 4:00 AM (Next day)

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    John K.

    We were on foot, mid-afternoon in the neighborhood, and looking for something quick and good. Fast Times came through on both accounts. One of the many pandemic downsides seems to have been that fewer pizza places are open at lunch time. I'm happy to be able to add another place to my list of spots that are open mid-day. My wife had a very nice slice with mushrooms, sausage, and spinach. I went with classic cheese, and both of us were happy with our choices. Service was exactly what I hoped for - friendly and fast. The ambience is just right for a by-the-slice establishment - dark walls with large colorful artwork, and a few pinball machines adding an additional splash of color. It's great to know that this kind of place still exists.

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    Charlie T.

    This place took over the old Sizzle Pie spot off Burnside. The interior layout is pretty much the same with some addition of arcades and pinball machines. It had the late 80s vibes with some retro pictures that brings me back to childhood. I had a quick slice of pepperoni pizza before my next event. It was a decent slice and $1 off because it was happy hour. I need to try the soft serve next time I visit.

    Pizza!
    Jason C.

    I was just in the area and thought I'd check out a new spot. I loved the vibe and the music. I appreciated the broad range of slice options. The staff were friendly, and the seating was comfy. My two slices were quite tasty. The crust was just shy of perfect in a way I couldn't quite put my finger on. It was wonderful crisp with a slight fluff. It was just a smidge chewier than I wanted. I loved the fun peppers flakes they had instead of the standard stuff. I have a soft spot for any and all hatch chile things from my time in Colorado. They definitely pack some beautiful heat. Would totally come back some time!

    Vegan pizza by the slice!! So awesome!
    Stephanie L.

    Vegan Pizza by the Slice!!! I discovered Fast Times on a trip to Portland that was planned with plant-based restaurants in mind. That being said, Fast Times was not initially on my radar as they recently opened and I was lucky enough to discover them while I was there. I love the variety this pizza shop offers and was so stoked to actually be able to order a slice of pizza. It was an awesome feeling to able to order a single slice like my non-vegan friends have done over the years at shops with no options for me. There were two vegan slice options available during my visit vegan cheese and SHE - RA with vegan garlic sauce, vegan sausage, roasted red pepper, basil, and vegan mozzarella. I love everything about it and was especially impressed with the garlic sauce and how well the vegan mozzarella melted. Fast Times also offers plant-based soft serve. While the swirl was not yet available due to the restaurant still in the early stage of opening, the vanilla soft serve was absolutely amazing and the perfect sweet treat after pizza. Vegan or not, check this place out!

    Max F.

    What a gem! I was really impressed by this "new" pizzeria, and when it comes to pizza, I am very picky! Great pizza, huge space, cozy patio, fun themed décor, super fun arcade. The crust was just perfect - crispy but still enjoyable to chew, light brown and cooked with no burns, as all pizzas should be. Super selection of vegan and vegetarian pies! One of the most extensive I have seen around. The place offers tons of space and privacy, with some nice booths on the left end. The patio is roomy and cozy. They even have a nice tree that hosts a funny miniature "gnome village." Worth visiting just for that! The 80s-inspired arcade is a lot of fun. I hadn't played StreetFighter2 in 20 years - had a long trail of memories popping up from that. Parking is difficult in that area. The only downside. Highly recommend!!

    Arcades
    Scott L.

    Sizzle pie just got a radical 80's facelift and is back and brighter than ever. Really happy this place kept the pizza theme as its the go to for late nights on SE Burnside. Theres arcades, 80's music, small toy windows, and just about everything from the 80's you can imagine here. The cocktail menu is also really clever with names too. I got the EctoCooler with its signature green color and orange slice which was delicious. The pizza is also themed after movies. Got a slice of Children of the Corn and happy to say the corn amount was top notch. Their grand.opening had killer deals on full pizzas and on Sunday a synthwave band played a show. There was plenty of space and cozy booths to sit in. Heres looking forward to more to come from the latest retro pizza spot in town!

    Vegan  Goonies Never Say Die
    Joya B.

    They serve pizza till 4AM, need I say more. But it's actually good perfect after the club meal. Pizza is not greasy, crust is perfectly cooked and not thick or too thin. Great selection of vegetarian, vegan, and meat pies. Absolutely, will return and tell others or bring others. It is also a great hang out spot too.

    Vegan! Just Like Heaven.
    Parker T.

    Fast Times is the latest creation from Sizzle Pie co-founder Matt Jacobson. It's even housed in the original location of Sizzle Pie on East Burnside Street. Similarly, the menu has sections dedicated to meat pies, vegetarian pies, & vegan pies. I ordered delivery via DoorDash last evening. I tried the Goonies Never Die (olive oil, vegan chicken, vegan mozzarella, red onion, pineapple, jalapeno, bbq sauce) & the Just Like Heaven (red sauce, vegan ricotta, finished with olive oil, basil, & sea salt). Both pies were perfectly cooked & $28 for an 18-inch pizza in Portland these days feels like a bargain. I look forward to trying more of Fast Times' vegan offerings, including a selection of four salads with vegan ranch. They also offer vegan ice cream for those who like sweets. Welcome to the neighborhood, Fast Times!

    Laird Y.

    First time order, but won't be the last. 12 in. Spiccoli add mushrooms & basil. It was GREAT! Crust, red sauce, amounts of topping, ALLL of it. I'm pleasantly amazed.

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    Phenomenal pizza. Staff are very nice! Atmosphere is awesome, I love the 80s vibes. Great addition to the neighborhood

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    Love this place! Pizza was so delicious and the staff was amazing! We also enjoy playing the pinball games.

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    The staff is amazing. Food was awesome and the atmosphere was perfect. Best Pizza I've had in a long time.

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    Pizza had a scab on it! So gross. Zero stars. If you like scabs, you'll love this place!

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    great service and excellent pizza! like, seriously, yummers! this place is totally worth a visit

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    This is hands down my fiancé and I's favorite ice cream shop ever. I lived in pdx for a month just…read morethree blocks away and we went at least once a week, back when it was Cool Moon. If I was a billionaire, I'd invest in this shop to open a second location by me in Maine. Small batch and homemade, these ice creams are luscious and delicious. They are not sickly sweet, and they don't need to be. They really let the flavors shine on their own. The thai iced tea is my favorite flavor, though the fresh banana is up there too. This trip already I have visited once IRL and later I ordered a shake from them for delivery to my hotel, which was great! No drop in quality there and they drew a cute little note. The service has always been amazing throughout the years. Got to meet THE Miss Oz herself one visit too! Scoops or in shake form, it's a must visit when we find ourselves back in PDX!

    On a nice day in Portland, this was one of the only dessert places that stood out. We showed up…read morewith a couple people in front of us, yet still waited for 15 minutes to get ice cream. To me it's wild to wait that long for a scoop of ice cream. They only had a couple of workers, but they worked quite slow. Not great with a line out the door... There was lot of seating inside which was nice and a park right next door. Would come back, but make sure to come when there isn't a line or expect to wait.

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    New menu named as brunost croffle. Croissant dough waffle with our excellent ice cream and brunost; tastes sweet and caramel-like.
    New menu named as brunost croffle. Croissant dough waffle with our excellent ice cream and brunost; tastes sweet and caramel-like.
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    4.4
    (82 reviews)
    1.1 mi
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    Giving Cosmic Bliss 3.5 stares…read more Stopped in here for a sweet treat on a chilly, sunny Sunday. Nice big space with ample seating and games to play. Two restrooms for customers. Employees were helpful, not necessarily friendly. You e got a good array of vegan options. I believe all Made with coconut milk, so if you're not a fan of coconut, this might not be your vegan ice cream spot. I tried the sea salt caramel with chocolate chips, which was vegan. It was good, but the coconut stood out quite a bit (I do like coconut). I ended up with one of the 4 grass-fed dairy options, all the good things, which had caramel ice cream, chocolate swirl and fudge and peanut butter chips. It was good. I had it in a waffle cone for $2 more, bringing my half scoop and cone to $5, I believe. The waffle cone was yummy. I wouldn't say the ice cream was anything more special than you can get in your freezer, but nice to have an option out if you're plant-based. Sorry I forgot to take a photo of the ice cream.

    It's very cold right now at 40 degrees. We are walking around the Pearl District and stumbled upon…read moreCosmic Bliss. Mind you, this is an ice cream shop! I couldn't resist venturing inside. We ended up talking to a very nice and informative employee, who informed me of the different kinds of ice cream (plant base or grass fed dairy). I selected with the employee's suggestion, All the Good Things and Twisted Cookie Dough. All the Good Things was the special of the week. We paid $5.75 for two big scoops! What a deal. The ice cream was flavorful, creamy and not too sweet. Would I recommend coming by here? Absolutely YELP Yes! Great service here 5/5 stars Food: Premium Ice cream 5/5 stars Value: awesomeness Ambiance: a little noisy due to the little kiddos playing. 3.5/5 stars

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    4.5
    (4.3k reviews)
    2.0 mi
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    This was a really elegant store, with some wonderful interior designs, arts, open windows, perfect…read moreto enjoy a bright sunny warm day with ice cream. When we came around 3pm, it wasn't busy, so we got to try some of the flavors right away. They had about fifteen different flavors, including few limited edition ones. We tried about six different ones before deciding the ones we wanted. The staff member was super friendly, politely handing us the sampling spoons with the requested flavors. The store offered single, double, split and kids scoops. They had waffle cone and bowls available as well. We picked the double vanilla and my favorite sea salt caramel ribbons. The kid's scoop costed $5.25 each and additional toppings were 75 cents each. I loved both the scoops. The taste was as good as other locations we had tried. The ice cream was dense and creamy. We enjoyed our time at the store, sitting by the benches they had by the large open windows.

    We have tried Salt&Straw at various locations and states. Very consistent across it all…read more Open concept design. Benches against giant windows to feel the breeze (it was a hot day). I'm sure wintertime they shut it tight. Bathroom inside (need a code). The staff were very patient and friendly. You can ask as many samples as you want. Even if there's a line, it usually move fast. Creamy, strong flavor, good quality ice cream. The menu has interesting options. Even though we have been to many locations, we still haven't tried them all. There are tubs and merchandises on display if you like a souvenir.

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    Left Double scoop: hazelnut cookies & cream and coffee & love nuts  Right Double scoop: Honey lavender and Double Fold Vanilla
    Left Double scoop: hazelnut cookies & cream and coffee & love nuts Right Double scoop: Honey lavender and Double Fold Vanilla
    Salt & Straw
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    4.3
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    1.5 mi
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    The best ice cream local chain in Portland!…read more I've tried both the matcha mochi and French Toast, French Toast has to be my favorite, really great rich tasting flavors. Staff was super kind and lets us samples multiple flavors. Super cute space.

    The flavors are unique so they're fun to try - this was our third visit here but we were very…read moredisappointed by what we were served this time around, so it will likely be our last. As someone who used to work in an ice cream shop, I have very high standards for what is served to the customer - the scoop sizes we received were noticeably inconsistent when compared to past visits & in my opinion, if a scoop doesn't at least appear to fill the cup, either smaller cups are needed or scoopers should be trained to not have their scoops be so compact. One of the scoops in the double mini we ordered was literally 1/3 the size of the other, cost more than the regular scoop but had less ice cream. The regular scoop was compressed into such a tight, dense ball, it was rolling around my cup like a marble on the drive home. We couldn't help but laugh when we looked in our cups because the portions we had just paid for were comical. For prices that are set at a premium, I want to feel like I'm getting my money's worth and don't like walking out of an establishment feeling ripped off.

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    Double mini of mango sticky rice and cornbread honey butter
    Double mini of mango sticky rice and cornbread honey butter
    Mango Sticky Rice (vegan)
    Mango Sticky Rice (vegan)
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    Voodoo Doughnut

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    3.6
    (10.2k reviews)
    0.7 mi
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    I seen so many You Tube Videos and reviews that I had to drop by Voodoo Doughnuts to see what all…read morethe hype was all about. It's more of a touristy attraction place. There was a security guard sitting outside of the entrance. The area feels a tad seedy. I was the only customer that walked in. Crowd was outside and got all their goodies. Staff at Voodoo Doughnut were helpful with donuts selection. So many to select from. She was so sweet by going through which doughnut had filling inside. I got the Voodoo doughnut which had chocolate glaze on top with a pretzel stuck in what looked like its heart. It was doughy and had raspberry jelly filling. It was a treat for it hit the spot. There are days when you just want it fluffy, greasy and with fruit jelly. The second doughnut that I got was Raspberry Romeo. It must had been a Raspberry Jelly doughnuts afternoon. Oh Romeo, Romeo where art thou. I placed him in the fridge overnight for breakfast. The next morning the doughnut was delicious for it did not even get hard. Wow! Will definitely come back and try the Mango and glazed doughnuts. There was also tee-shirts and souvenirs that you can purchase with their logo.

    While I have been here before I was with a colleague who heard about it and hadn't gone, so we went…read moreon our way back to the hotel. Admittedly, I was a little surprised that they had security out front, but there was no line and we were able to go in right away. They had a variety of options, including multiple vegan ones which were helpful because those were the only ones I can eat. While not pictured, I ordered a maple doughnut with cream yes a vegan version and it was tasty. My colleague ordered maple with bacon. The person who served our donuts was very sweet and while I wouldn't rush to go back there, I appreciate it our experience. I wish they had more options to drink outside of coffee.

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    Homer on top of Voodoo Doll
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