I went in recently. We were 1/3 patrons in the building so not super busy. We were greeted upon arrival. We ordered a 16 inch pizza which can easily feed 2.5 people depending on how big your appetite is. The pizza was perfect for us. Very tasty and not burnt at all. I'd order it again but with a little more sauce! We also ordered potato skins and those were a little bland for my taste but decent once dipped in ranch. We also ordered a lemonade in a collectible mug but it never came. Suggestion to the business: write down orders so you don't forget anything, and tidy up the bathroom as it needed soap and a quick wipe. Overall fast, friendly service with local street parking available. Nice open window to let the breeze in, nice lighting. Would go back again. read more

Smoking Monkey Pizza - Pizza Near Me - Seattle, Washington

I really want to love Smoking Monkey. I'm a local who prefers supporting our neighborhood spots in Magnolia over the big chains, but after two attempts, I'm feeling pretty let down by the lack of consistency. My first experience was about a year and a half ago. I called in a pickup, but when I got it home, the bottom of the pie was like charcoal--completely burnt and inedible. I wrote it off as a one-time fluke. Fast forward to a few nights ago--I decided to give it another shot via delivery. Because of my last experience, I specifically added a note in the comments asking the kitchen to please watch the crust so it wouldn't burn. While it arrived on time and smelled incredible, it was a total "cheese soup" disaster. There was such an unbelievable mountain of gooey cheese that it completely buried the meat toppings I paid for. I did not order a cheese-only pie, but it was so over the top that I could barely find the meat through the mess. It's frustrating because the flavors seem to be there, but after one "charcoal" pie and one "gooey mess," it's hard to justify a third try on my own dime. I really hope the team can get the quality control under control, because I'd truly love to make this a regular go-to. For now, I think I'll be sticking with Ichiro Sushi & Teriyaki--they are always fresh and never disappoint! read more

I have been watching the reviews for some time. The pictures have been most helpful for me to judge since palates have bias. I was hesitant to try due to some of the first pictures coming out, and the pizzas reminding me of generic pizza with too much cheese. I wanted Neapolitan style, but the OG in this spot was Sicilian and hadn't cracked the code on flavoring the crust right. Now, Smoking Monkey, I am proud of you! You made some changes based on feedback of your locals who live here and will dine here (and for Magnolias finest - for takeout) the most. *We did a 1/2 Hawaiian, 1/2 Seattle special aka mushroom truffle. From what I can tell: the pizza was not over or under sauced. It was evenly cooked, perfect brown and what I call "fun spots" from where the flame catches the crust just right, without over doing it. Not too densely packed with cheese. Flavor of the crust came through, though lightly it was good enough. The pie itself altogether had good flavor throughout, and good texture - not overly chewy and not too thick. I previously mention that I prefer Neapolitan, which is thin and flavorful, and has crispy fired up bits. This one did a good job coming close and it doesn't need to be exactly that. Smoking Monkey never claims this, just know they do wood fired really nicely. To wrap this up, we dined in and enjoyed some wine with dinner and find the inside inviting yet open despite its size. I look forward to summer coming so I can dine out in their patio or bring a pie to Golden Gardens. Love the extensive pizza menu, but wish it included some fresher ingredients throughout, like tomatoes, basil, Kalamata olives, and goat cheese in a greater variation and in more pizzas. Is that me being bias?! Yes :) I like fresh and light and felt the combos were a bit more traditional American and seemed like I could take one pizza and remove or add one ingredient to then make the pizza 3 places down. It's fine, but I worry if I make changes I can end up being charged in a confusing way. Not that it's a big deal, but I don't love sausage or certain cheeses and feel other pizza places I frequent have better variety from the start so when I go halves, I keep modifications to a minimum. That's ideal for us and the business, in my opinion. read more

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Terrible service, they treated their customers and even their own employees with disrespect. Our food was only on the ok scale, so I wouldn't say it's worth going here. read more

This restaurant needs help the food is gross the hot food is somehow hot and cold at the same time. Old lettuce served warm hot pizza rubbery service felt like they hate it there and DIRTY ICE In the soda read more

Horrible place, they don't pay the workers at all. The food is terrible and stale. Terrible service from the owner and no accountability! DO NOT GO HERE!!!!!! read more

The workers are incredibly nice but deserve better than this place. Many major labor violations plus the food is just okay. Spend your money somewhere that sells good food and treats their workers properly. read more

I ordered a takeout pizza and their garlic chicken wings. They said the order would be ready in about 25-30 minutes. When I arrived 25 minutes later the lead employee said it would be another 10 minutes. When I came back 10 minutes later, my pizza was still not baked so I waited another 10-15 minutes before the pizza was ready. Unfortunately, this was only the beginning of where this pizza disaster was headed towards. The chicken wings were fine, not bad, not spectacular, just fine. The pizza (combination pizza) on the other hand was an unmitigated DISASTER. As Rose H. mentioned in her review, the pizza was essentially a "cheese soup". The pizza crust was FLOPPY; absolutely no structure in the middle of the pie. Now I'm no expert but it seemed the pizza dough had not been given enough time to proof resulting in a weak crust. To make matters worse, the pizza was overloaded with toppings which meant the dough did NOT bake correctly and was soggy in the middle. Even reheating the pizza in my oven at home still did not fix this disaster. As previous reviews have mentioned, they need to get their quality control in order and figure out their system when taking in orders, especially for takeout. This location was not that busy when I arrived, which was a Wednesday evening. For now I will stick with established pizzerias with solid reputability. read more

smells like racism from the moment you walk in. Owner has cheese for brains. Better off going to 7/11 than here. Pizza taste like foot.

They pay for positive reviews which is ILLEGAL and they do not pay their employees. They threaten their employees with ICE and their food is terrible. read more

The food is not good it taste like frozen bought. Alongside, the constant lack of service, no staff

Found HAIR and what i hoped to not be moldy food served to me. They really need to be checked out by the health department, service was terrible, ambiance was abysmal, and when i asked for a refund they threatened to call ice. read more

Terrible pizza it was soggy and had hair in my pasta plus very rude when mentioning it

Horrible ownership, super bad service never going back to this place. Food is probably made with horrible ingredients

not gonna comeback to this place ever. rude service. The food is okay. The place is pretty but sticky.

used to lover the Renton location, but under new ownership the service and food quality have really suffered. my food was extremely charred and dry read more

Their menu is extensive with lots of options for pizzas, pastas and more. The pizza is descent. We ordered half Hawaiian, half DTR. We enjoyed it. The service, however, needs some work. The staff is courteous, but it's not prompt and not super attentive. I had to ask them to take the menus away, to take our dirty dishes away, and to give us water. The restaurant had only 4 customers there when we arrived, so it was by no means busy (though I know they were also preparing pickup orders). While we were there, a table of customers left because no one was attending to them. I think they could be a really great place if they were more customer-oriented, more attentive to details, and friendlier. I would be willing to go back. read more

Smoking Monkey Pizza - Pizza Near Me - Seattle, Washington

Love that they run fundraisers to support local businesses, and that they do slices, but gosh the pizzas are awful. Waited 30 min for a simple takeout order and look at the result. Burnt and gross tasting. Not coming here again. read more

Smoking Monkey Pizza - Harvest special - Pizza Near Me - Seattle, Washington

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I ordered the Onion Rings and Monkey Tender & Fries during the Seahawks game. The delivery estimate was 45 minutes. I called the business, when the order was 10 minutes late. The only thing she said to me was that they were super busy because of the game. No apology. Nothing. I'm being announced to me, after that, they literally told the delivery driver to turn around when he was on his way to my house. I HAD TO FILE A DISPUTE WITH MY BANK. I had called yesterday twice about getting a refund. I called again this morning, I've got the same "Oh, the owner/manager will call you back to do the refund. DISHONEST BUSINESS STAY AWAY!!! read more

Very nice family run delicious and fast! My daughter and I ordered here then took a walk around the village. Our food was ready after 10 Mins. We will be back. read more

Smoking Monkey took over the space the second owners of Queen Margherita pizza occupied. This new joint is the second location for Smoking Monkey, which has been in business in Renton for a decade. You don't stay in business for ten years slinging pies if you aren't doing something right ... Take the poor reviews with a large grain of salt. Ordered one of their meat pizzas with red sauce--this is my standard for judging whether or not I'll be a future customer. I can't remember ever eating a wood fired pizza that didn't have some char on the edges, but the crust was great-not soft, not crispy (note: I'm not a fan of crunchy pizza crust). The pizza was absolutely loaded with toppings, which is something you just don't find everywhere and the flavor was terrific. As other's have noted and the only thing I'd say wasn't up to my personal pizza preferences, is that they need to use more sauce. I'm a sauce guy, usually order sauce on the side if it's offered. Otherwise, the staff was friendly and attentive and I will be returning. Welcome to the neighborhood:) read more

not giving out pay?? threatening ice?? what is wrong with this business. i will never ever wish that upon anyone and i hope nobody else comes here. read more

Worst sandwich I have ever had. I got the Monkey Italian Delight sandwich, when I was handed the bag I thought she handed me a bag with a feather inside. For $16 at the least I was expecting some meat and what it said was going to be on the sandwich instead I got a very thinly sliced tomato, the smallest pepperoni I have ever seen and there was like 3-4 of those on there. It was ALL bread and stale at that. Just highly disappointed. Will not go back and DO NOT RECOMMEND. if I could recommend no stars I would. read more

ive never tasted worse pizza than here + they really enjoy ICE, and are in full support, which icks me out.

Great food- great service. We were greeted immediately and felt welcomed. We ordered a few appetizers and three pizzas. The garlic wings were moist and had great flavor. The blazing bacon monkey sticks was basically a pizza without sauce but very good! For our pizzas - the first one it was great to have the option to build your own pizza for my daughter who has issues with lactose. The waitress doubled checked all ingredients for her to ensure everything she wanted had no dairy. It's great to have people with patience and checking everything for us! The last two pizzas were the menu - we ordered the Swinging Monkey Deluxe and the Meaty Monster Pizza. The pizzas were both cooked perfectly, crust was delicious as were all the toppings. I also loved that they have a large menu of non-alcoholic beverages which was perfect for my dry January. I had the Hibiscus Blossom. It was wonderful! Definitely a great addition to Magnolia and better flavor than a few of the other pizza places in the community. We will definitely be back! read more

Smoking Monkey Pizza - Meaty Monster pizza yummy - Pizza Near Me - Seattle, Washington

A bit bummed by this pizza. We were excited to try a new addition to Magnolia. We ordered 2 pizzas and cheese sticks. There was hardly any sauce and way too much cheese on all of them (like a half inch thick). The bottom crust was also not crispy like we expected for a wood fired pizza. The prices were decent by Seattle standards, but I think I'd rather pay more and get better pizza. read more

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Good food , nice atmosphere and friendly staff. Great pizza variety. Came for lunch.

First thing I noticed was the staff looked kind of scared and defensive. Food-wise, the salads are very good (buffalo chicken salad bowl and House salad); However the pizzas (black mushroom truffle, Hawaiian, etc), pastas (Alfredo, etc) and appetizers (zucchini sticks, wings, etc) our group ordered were horrid. The pizza's cheese (if it is cheese) is stringy, tasteless, and rubbery; how a wood-fired pizza can have zero taste of being wood fired is beyond me. Everything else tastes like premade from a can like it was purchased from a restaurant wholeseller. The pizzas are also way to greasy for my liking. I used to come across town for Queen Margherita pizza that was located here before it closed. Adding misery to the SM experience, staff know it sucks and are left bribing customers with 10% off your bill in exchange for a 5 star review. I can't imagine what Smoking Monkey's owners had in mind moving a grossly subpar Italian bistro into a high-end neighborhood. What did they expect it would yeild except failure? Especially after taking the spot of one of the best pizza places in the city. What an absolute FAIL. There are 10s of excellent pizza places in Seattle. This ain't one of 'em. read more

Strange tasting crust. Hardly any red sauce on it, looked more like a bit of tomato paste. A ton of cheese, way too much. Probably the worst tasting pizza I've had in 10 years. How is this possible? They had a very nice and clean looking kitchen, a lovely woodfired oven, great staff, they would be set up to make some amazing pizzas if somebody could teach them how to do so. read more

We were in town visting and this place was close by to where we were staying. The reviews looked solid, so I placed an order online for delivery. The food arrived and everything was cold. When we got to the dessert it was moldy. See pictures that are attached. Based off of my experience. I cannot recommend this place to anyone. Pro Tip: Do not tip on online orders. read more

Smoking Monkey Pizza - Upclose Mold - Pizza Near Me - Seattle, Washington

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Use to be a regular. Food was great but the service was so bad it has been years since I ventured in however we visited it recently and was pleasantly surprised. Better menu options, great service and as always the food was great! Will return again soon. read more

The food was delicious! Got the Monkey Kingdom And the tri pepperoni, service was quick and food was hot! Would definitely come back!

Was excited to try this new place. Didn't know if we were going to dine in or take it to go. The music was so loud we decided to take it home. After looking at and tasting the pizza, we noticed very little sauce and ingredients. The crust is also soggy. But the amazing thing is that we paid for a 16" pizza and thought it looked small so we measured it and it was 14" !! I saw this on another review ! So we will probably not be going back read more

Smoking Monkey Pizza - Should be 16". ! - Pizza Near Me - Seattle, Washington

What we ordered (in the pictures) - Veggie Loaded Nachos, Evergreen Harvest Pizza, and Tiramisu! Everything we tried was soo good and great service. Their menu offers many options beyond pizza and they also have vegetarian and gf options. Love their location and they also offer free delivery! read more

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We came in on a whim on our daughter's birthday when we smelled the food from outside. Our experience was amazing! The waitress was so sweet and accommodating. Everything on the menu sounded really good. We ordered a large pizza, half cheese for the kids, and half pepperoni & black olive for the adults. It was so good! When we finished our meals and ordered a box to take the rest home, we were surprised by a monkey mascot and a birthday dessert for our daughter! Not only was it delicious, but the whole production made our daughter so happy. Lastly, the price of our bill was very affordable which is always a great bonus. We will definitely be returning and trying more menu items! 10/10 recommend this place! read more

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My first time tonight ordering from Smoking Monkey. Great pizza! I will be back. I had the pear gorgonzola prosciutto

We ordered the pear salad and a Swinging Deluxe Delight pizza. Absolutely delicious! The salad was so fresh and flavorful, and so large that one salad was plenty for two people. The pizza was smoky, with a crust both soft and chewy, and the toppings were fresh and plentiful. Intimate, nicely decorated dining space. Great experience. read more

AWFUL! Everything from the ambience to the chairs to the food, warm beer, Dirty bathrooms, EVERYTHING was awful! I can't believe this business can stay in business. Definitely go to another pizza place. Yuck! read more

As others have said, the pizza crust is very soft. But I was not nearly as offended by this as others were. The toppings were high quality and the price was not bad for Seattle. The "mocktails" are all pure sugar concoctions. The dragonfruit one did not come with the garnishes it promised and was heavy with concentrated syrup. The waitress spoke VERY quietly, which was very hard to understand. We ordered a pizza, wings, and garlic bread, and the garlic bread did not come out until we were done with the other two (though it was VERY good) The wings were also good though came with no celery/carrots and defaulted to ranch instead of the obviously correct blue cheese lol Overall this was fine, but in no way better than any other mediocre Seattle pizza place, probably not worth coming back to. read more

Unfortunately this was a very disappointing experience. Based on the pictures we had seen online we anticipated the food service to be a little more... sufficient. Yet we were met with whatever this culinary experience was. Not sure if you can tell in the photo but the 'Fetticine Alfredo' is brown. Brown. The sauce is brown. Not the noodle. How do you do that. We also ordered garlic bread, and the garlic bread had WHOLE cloves on it. The delivery service was good except for the fact that the bottom of the bag was absolutely soaked with butter/oil of some sort. I'm extremely disappointed. This is just disgusting I took two bites and gave up. Lost cause read more

Smoking Monkey Pizza - Fetticine Alfredo - Pizza Near Me - Seattle, Washington