My mom and I each ordered fish&chips recently and the fish, while good on the inside, batter was greasy on outside and gummy on inside...took it home but no one would eat it so in the garbage it went...sad cuz I really like this place...‍ read more

We travel 2 1/2 hours for great pizza. I grew up eating this great pizza. Happy that they have the same great food they did when I was a kid. read more

Stopped here for dinner on the way back from Portland. Typical old school pizza joint. Super kid friendly. They had several coloring pages to choose from and a Lego table! Some fun arcade games and classic kid ride on games. They also had some gaming systems you could put coins in to and get play time. They had a giant fish tank which I thought was odd but entertained my kid for a bit. They also had some nice big screens so we were able to watch some football. Pizza itself was good, the crust totally made it! Staff were all very friendly and helpful. read more

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awful pizza. the service was good, but the pizzas and sandwiches are awful. decent beer selection and the environment and games are fun, but if the food sucks the all you can do is drink read more

Been a fan for 20 years. My pizza today seemed different. Sorry but lesser quality. Did you change ingredients? Specifically pepperoni? read more

Ordered this for a boys sleepover. I got the feeling they gave me a 80-90 minute wait time so I would say nevermind. Pizza tasted old. The cheese was hard to chew. The boys wouldn't eat it and said they would rather be hungry which sums it all up perfectly. read more

We went in on a Thursday evening. It was right off of Hwy 99, next to Baskin Robbins. We ordered a medium hawaiian pizza and a pitcher of Doomsday Amber. Service=5 stars The guys are super friendly and they seem to be enjoying their time at work. The staff member who took our order was friendly and also gave us recommendations on the beer. Ambiance=4 star We loved it because it reminded us of those old small town pizza places without the smoky smell. They had the nostalgic arcade games. Very family friendly, as they have coloring pages for the kids. Food= 3 stars It's not the best pizza in the world but not the worst. Just okay. We really wanted to love the pizza. Maybe they have other things here that taste better. The fish n' chips looked yummy. Would come here again? Maybe...I definitely want to try something else because they were so darn nice! read more

In all of the years I have lived in the area, I have never been to this restaurant. What a bummer. I love the family style of this place. Got a team. ..come here for pizza. Lots of room and lots of seating for big groups. I tried the fish and chips and it was good. ..need to come back with the family to test the pizza! read more

When you want a pizza with a lot of toppings, this is the place!! Love the sauce and Wow, loaded to the top with great stuff!

If you are craving good food and don't care about fancy buildings, this is the place to go on hwy 99 in hazel Dell. I know they make most of their money off the pizzas and beer, but I have to say, the boxed wines and fish and onion rings hit the spot for me. $20 gets you a much better experience than KFC, esp. For a family. They have old fashioned pinball machines, foozball, sports games on tv, and no dress code. They say people love their jojos, but I'm going to order the garlic bread next time. read more

The Megabite - English style deep fried Fish, onion rings, and my half-drunk glass of merlot. - Pizza Near Me - Vancouver, Washington

Totally awesome people, great atmosphere, fun place to be. The food is so good and thr staff is interactive and fun. I hightly recommend this place to anyone looking for good food and a fun dialogue. read more

This pizza parlor used to be known as Smoky's Pizza when I first visited in 1979. Great crust and plenty of topping used. I purchased a family size hot oven special for my wife and I and it still tasted great, this specialty pizza was over $30 but beats the other establishments including the self bake places too. I would highly recommend for any pizza lovers who want a great crust and plenty of toppings. read more

Family and I went to the Megabite a bit before noon on a Saturday. We ordered 2 medium pizzas (pepperoni and the meat pizza) plus some pretzels. Pizza had a nice, crispy crust and the topping were great! Lots of meat and pepperoni. When I went over to get a fountain drink, I saw that they had a automatic meat slicer that was slicing up some meat for the toppings - you don't see that much these days. Overall, a great experience! read more

This is by far the best pizza I have ever had! My husband & I were stunned at how good this pizza was. We ordered the Megasupreme. The toppings are so fresh & tasty. I even had to call the place back after we finished the pizza to tell them how good it was. This place is a must if you are in the mood for some delicious pizza in Vancouver, Washington! Thank you Megabite! read more

I have eaten here many times. supported them everytime I could through Covid to support local small businesses. We stopped by to east there and was treated so bad and the wings were horrible. Increased pricing so high. 2 order of wings and small pizza $45.00 and I had to send 1 order of wings back because they were mostly breaded bones not wings. Staff was very rude and manager was just as bad. I am very sad about this. read more

Pizza reminded me much of pizzas I grew up on (Bruno's and Pietro's up in Longview). And the amount of pepperoni on the pizza was excellent. One slice had about 6 layers! The selection of games wasn't bad and my kids had a great time with the arcade machines while I enjoyed myself with the pinball machines. I never knew of Smokey's but from all the their reviews I totally got the sense of that classic pizza parlor feel when I walked in. read more

Wonderful pizza place in Hazel Dell. This is the only place we order from. We love the traditional pizza restaurant atmosphere and the service is always friendly. Great place to get a beer and play some pinball while you're waiting for the pizza to cook. read more

Very disappointing tried to have a date night dinner with my wife and this was our First time here and have to say the wait was a little long. Just got home the jo Jo's were the best I've ever had and the ranch was even super the but the large mega supreme was a little burnt as explained by the owner so he gave us our jo Jo's for free. When we got home the pizza was crunchy on the bottom but super doughy under the toppings. Now we have almost a full large pizza wasted, that's almost 30 dollars.we will not be running for the pizza and can't say I'll recommend it to anyone but we will return for the jo Jo's. read more

The Megabite - Gooey and not worth the money - Pizza Near Me - Vancouver, Washington

Why put any kind of yellow cheese on a pizza? Some people are allergic to food dye found in some yellow cheese, but really: who puts yellow cheese on every. Single. Pizza on their menu? read more

Not totally in love with the pizza. Paid 50 bucks for 2 medium pizzas 3 sodas and 1 beer. I was a little upset that it was 81 cents for ranch so I said well then, never mind. The decor is old and out dated. My husband liked the decor a lot more because there was Star Wars. However it seemed dirty. I would not let our baby play with all the legos because who really cleans those? read more

Walked in to a have a beer and play some pinball. Absolutely no one there to serve/seat the guest.. thought okay I'll play a little and check back. After a couple rounds of pinball I heard some noise from the "bar" area.. there was an unwashed twenty year old behind it counting money. I stood there for some time and the guy never even looked up. I guess they didn't want my business. The second star is for the star wars pinball game, fun! read more

Awesome place. Looks like murder-bum shack from outside. Ironically vast interior as well as secret subterranean areas. They have a Golden Axe 2 machine. "Kill the villagers!" Nuff said. Yet I say more... This place used to be Smokey's Pizza back in the day and they said they kept the original Smokety's pizza recipe unaltered. So it's definitely a different, somewhat old school pizza. Which I don't mind because I like having a differet style once in a while. Probably the only arcade left in the world stuffed into this place. They have fishy tanks too. Even if their pizza sucked all these musings would offset the impact of such an instance. Place is fun. I wanted to see what was downstairs. read more

Hate to give bad reviews but this pizza was awful. Ordered two larges and don't mind paying premium price (over 62.00) for a good product but was just not good. seriously, who uses canned mushrooms? Just had to pull them off. Haven't seen that since Domino's takeout in college. Sorry really wanted to enjoy but just didn't. Kids weren't impressed either and they are definitely not gourmands. read more

Excellent pizza. Always has been, always will be. The crust is crisp and full of flavor but not overpowering and never left on the plate. The meat tastes fresh and the pizza is as delicious as it was 25 years ago. I drive by quite a few pizza places to get there. read more

Definitely my favorite pizza place. I order delivery and order in at least once a week. Pizza, jo jo, Grinders, all delicious!

As someone who grew up on Smokey's I was delighted to find that mega bite had reopened with Smokey's recipes just a new name. First year or so it was great exactly the same as Smokey's but now the quality declines every time I go. Tonight's pizza was the worst, they are clearly scrimping on toppings. Tonight's pizza was embarrassing with little meat for a hot oven combo. Not sure what's up but if quality doesn't improve I'm done with megabyte it's not worth the money. read more

If you used to like Smokies Pizza in Vancouver/ Hazel Dell then you will like the Megabite. Same great pizza with new owners.

The owners are very friendly and personable, and the staff gets the orders out quickly and correctly. My husband loves the Carnivore (every meat on the menu, with cheese but no veggies) and My favorite is the Pounder (tons of Canadian bacon) Plenty of toppings and a great taste all around. We have also tried and were very happy with their fish n chips. Another cool thing we love about the Megabite is the decor. Video Games, Superheroes.. Old school video games (still a quarter) and a nice area for kids to sit and play or color while waiting for their food. read more

Best pizza in town. Hands down. Old school style. Thin crust, lots of toppings. Loaded jojo's are a must. Also love the old school video games and casual environment. If you're ever in Hazel Dell, Megabite is the best. read more

This is primarily a pizza place but they advertise fish and chips. The fish was really really good and they give you plenty of tartar which makes it better. I don't eat fries much so they kindly substituted a salad and even left out the lettuce (I don't like iceberg). Friendly people and lots of room for big groups. I will definitely come back. read more

I was getting my car tinted over at Ultimate Window Tinting (this happened in Sept 2017) and me and my bf stopped in for lunch. Being total geeky nerds we totally fell in love with this place. Loved all the fun geeky memorabilia on the walls and basically everywhere. We ordered nachos and fish and chips. The nachos were okay, nothing to write home, but it killed my craving. The fish and chips were spot on. The food wasn't out of this world, but whoever the cook was that day was absolutely spot on with his frying. The french fries were perfectly crispy as was the fish batter. It made both items that much better. If I'm ever in the area again, I'm definitely stopping for something fried. read more

Great pizza. Great service. I'll be back! The staff are very friendly as well. Gotta write a few more words to get this posted jahahahahhaaha read more

This place has the best pizza. They deliver very fast with hot food. So impressed during this time.

So I was out looking for a place to pick up a pizza to go, ya know. Bring it home have some now and later, and I had always driven by the Megabite during my workday and finally decided to give 'em a shot. Well to say the least I wasn't disapointed. The gentleman who took my order was respectful and they didn't bother me while I was trying to decide what I wanted, and when I was ready so were they. The pizza itself took about as long as you'd expect a pizza to take, ya know cooking and what not. When I got home I had my first slice and I was blown away by how good it tasted. Combine that with how the place looks inside and it's definitely a place I plan on going back to as well as bringing people with me. read more

The Megabite - Medium Combo - Pizza Near Me - Vancouver, Washington

Monday night footbalk, rainy, a perfect match for take out pizza. I grew up onthe Old Smokeys, literally. Im 50. The pizza and jojos were awesome. Got the Pounder. A pound of Thinly sliced canadian bacon. Juucy and delish.. jojo hot and crispy, great service. read more

The Megabite - Pizza Near Me - Vancouver, Washington

Friendly staff, great at sharing differences in menu and options, electronic entertainment. Had the fish and chips basket, wonderful portions and freshly made to order. Highly recommend for the food and service, and to those who enjoy the retro aspect, will return again and again. read more

The Megabite - Great place lots of entertainment, amazing food and service - Pizza Near Me - Vancouver, Washington

Best pizza in town! Our entire family was so upset when Smokey's Pizza got too overpriced to afford, and we were disappointed when they closed but these guys are the same employees working for themselves now, same pizza as Smokey's had but far better prices with friendly employees, fun games inside, and an all around awesome atmosphere. read more

Fish and chips are a little greasy and could have been cooked a bit more. (Literally had oil pore out of one fish portion). The atmosphere was family oriented with lots of things for children to do with money. Seemed like a lot of regulars from the old smokies pizza days. Pizza was very popular and a little spendy. read more

Same staff as the old Smokey's crew - SAME PIZZA! (And maybe more importantly, same Jojo's...) I always loved Smokey's pizza, it was a shame to see it go, but I'm so glad that the employees reopened as the Megabite. Prices are much more reasonable now, and they still deliver. read more

Good thin crust, prices were affordable. Lots of toppings on the pizza we had, just a little too much sauce for my liking. Had a medium pizza (Crazy Carnivor) with 3 drinks and 1 green salad for under $30.00. Great service. Miss the salad bar, but otherwise good food for the price. Would go back. read more